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Get Carded

When A person (usually a woman) is asked to show identification of them being of legal age, either for entering a place that requires them to be of legal age, or engaging in a sexual act with an older man.
"Feelin' fatigued? Just gettin' started.
Chillin' with chicks who are gonna get carded."
by Mc Francisco August 19, 2008
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yellow carded

When a person does not wash their hands after urinating they receive a yellow card. Similar to a warning in sports.
Brent got yellow carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after whizzing.
by rpetras June 10, 2008
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brown carded

When a person does not wash their hands after taking a dump they receive a brown card. Similar to a warning in sports.
Brent got brown carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after laying an offering to the porcelain god.
by rpetras June 10, 2008
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vanity carded

When a bartender/server cards you even though it is obvious you are well over 21. Asking someone older for ID is a damn good way to get a better tip.
I think that bartender just vanity carded me, or does my moisturizer work that well? Either way, I'm leaving a good tip!
by SuperTerri November 7, 2010
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Credit Carded

When you're skating and the deck flips up in between your legs in between your taint and balls and you land on top of it
Tony was trying to land his grind but the board credit carded him I honestly don't know how he can stand after that
by redfiredrummer June 6, 2020
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Credit Carded

The extremely painful act of running a credit card between a guys balls.
Rick: Whoa, she must be pissed!
Jeff: Yeah man, she was so mad i thought she might credit card me!
Rick: thank god she didn't. I hear getting credit carded hurts like a bitch!
by pleasedont July 14, 2009
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Uno Reverse-Carded

When someone is rejected or friend zoned, they have been “uno reverse-carded.”
Person 1: Hey how was your day?
Person 2: It was awful, man. I got uno reverse-carded by Emily.

Person 1: Aw that sucks dude. You can come to my house for a Dr. Pepper.
by The Peanut Butter Falcon January 27, 2022
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