The Carly Fiorina

Similar to The Cold Shoulder but worse

The look you make before, during, and after you roast a person or group that made the epic mistake of dissing you.

Jessica: "I got fired today because I cussed my boss out after he told me to make him a sandwich!"

Camille: "Girl, you should have just given him The Carly Fiorina treatment without any words."

by DMGUSA August 21, 2017

Carly Rae-Jected

To find out that the person you like is gay, as seen in the music video for Carly Rae Jepson's song "Call Me Maybe".

Girl 1: Well, I was gonna ask Tom out, but it turns out he's gay.
Girl 2: Ouch. Carly Rae-Jected.

by seinakyou July 23, 2012

Carcalepsy

The act of falling asleep, usually within minutes and in the passenger or backseat, during a car trip. It is especially prevalent among those promising to navigate.

Mom gets carcalepsy on the way home from Grandma's every Sunday, but she always wakes up when we try to change the radio station.

by amsterdandi October 25, 2008

carcake

The "hat" of snow left on the roof of a car when the owner has cleaned the windows but not the rest of the vehicle. Usually encountered when the driver is too short or too lazy to access the roof.

On the highway, I swerved to avoid an airborne carcake which had just blown off the car in front of me.

by bsnyc March 3, 2009

carcolepsy

a condition affecting buddies on a trip who fall asleep as soon as the car starts moving, providing no company or driving help

Joe slept the whole way here, I think he suffers from carcolepsy.

by Frank Bama February 9, 2009

Carey tavern

Carey tavern is The bar in Westfield Indiana that is rachet as fuck and is a meat market for all the men that can’t get laid at a good bar. Carey tavern hosts the worst karaoke in all of Indiana. The DJ likes to creep on young women in hopes of finding someone slightly attractive than their cheating wives. The entire bar smells like a gas station bathroom that you find in the middle of nowhere that is stained with the smell of meth. The local people will tell you it’s the best bar in town.

Hey bro, let’s pick up some Carey tavern strange!

by Barofregret August 5, 2018

Carcass Fart

Inhuman, room clearing, lingering fart. So impossibly bad that it gets WORSE when it diffuses as the pure form is just sensory overload and smells like burning nerve cells. A more horrible expression of "Something crawled up your ass and died.... Weeks ago"

Oh dear God Dan ripped a Carcass Fart. Christ Danny it smells like there's something rotting in your ass!

by Everyone Who Knows Them December 29, 2013