Capstraction

Emotionally easy, bland, abstract art that capitalists buy to hang on their walls, most commonly seen in hotels and dentist offices.

Despite their large size, I didn't even notice the five new capstraction pieces in my office. Apparently they've been there for a month now.

by David Aaron Smith December 19, 2014

Castraphobical

To have the fear of France. To be scared of what lies on the dreaded country. But be careful as you might fall of the Eiffel Tower

Mum: let's go to France

Son(Bartholomew) ahhhh I'm scared

Mum: dont be so castraphobical

by Card houses December 20, 2021

Capistrano

The beer flows like wine here and salmon instinctively flock here.

a little place like....ASPEN

by Napa2046 November 11, 2004

Capistrano

Euchre terminology

Noun - a play that results in an opponent who has called trump and gone alone to not win a single trick.

Verb - to perform the aforementioned play.

Arnie called spades alone, but went on to be capistranoed.

by GANGstErr76 August 15, 2011

Kayla Capistran

A Beautiful girl that hides her feelings from her crush,Who is really funny,She also likes to hang out with her friends,Yet still has more guy friends,If you know a KAYLA Capistran keep her in your life!!!

Kayla Capistran is awesome!!

by Naabsjdidkdj November 12, 2018

san juan capistrano

A City 60 miles south of Los Angeles that used to be peaceful back in the day. Its crime has climbed since then thanks to illegal immigration. Racial Makeup of city is 65 Percent Hispanic, 1 percent black and 33 percent white. Stay away from the La Zanja Neighborhood after 6pm. You will get jumped and or shot. A good City to Buy Meth or Other Drugs/illegal things. Anything On the East Side is good and middle class. West of Camino On the Railroad Tracks means trouble. Don't EVER Drift into that part of town after night unless you want to get jumped. South Side and Downtown are peaceful for the most part and you may run into the occasional cool homeless person that will buy you beer! A Small city of 30,000 people but varies greatly depending on which part your in! And Lets not Forget the Multi Million dollar mansions up in the hills that are targets of home invasion robberies.

Hey man i was in west san juan capistrano last night and Got jumped by the san juan crips at night on La Zanja by the train tracks. Then i went back to my crib in irvine where its safe and full of richies!

by ACaakesterFan April 27, 2010

catastraphonic

a horrible noise or crap music

my wife let a catastraphonic fart, or the new Right Said Fred album is catastraphonic

by turd lunch September 8, 2005