Canapatolia

the state of mind in which you are not in a state of mind

person 1: bro where are you right now?

you: bruh... Canapatolia *raises eyebrow*

by lulu bitch October 27, 2019

CapnPickles

A pretty swell guy.

That guy is so dope, he's a CapnPickles.

by DavidBanner November 4, 2012

catnapped

When a female is kidnapped solely for the kidnapper to use for sexual pleasure.

Person one: “I heard Natalie was Catnapped last week!”
Person two: “Hopefully they used protection.”

by Cusween December 15, 2018

Cannapreneur

An entrepreneur specializing in the Cannabis industry and related products.

"When an entrepreneur bangs a pothead, a Cannapreneur is born." - William Ellis Blazington

Annoying Republican Man - "My 4 yr old is so smart she can complete a jigsaw puzzle!"
Progressive dude - "My 3 yr old is a natural born Cannapreneur.... it took your kid 4 yrs to do that because she's been smoking my kids weed"

by Kensington Chap July 24, 2010

cannapiss

The opposite of cannabliss. Cannapiss is when you have a bad high( feeling stress or brain dead). It can also be used to describe a pot hangover.

1. Jesus Christ Tim, this stuff is giving me cannapiss.
2. I have a major cannapiss right now man.

by Jeremy Dawson June 28, 2007

CapZap

Superhero in blue cop's uniform. Short and fat. Resembles Stan Cartman. Demands respect for his "authoritah".

That CapZap is crazy as a loon.

by CapZap June 10, 2003

cannaphile

A person who is well-versed and educated in all things having to do with the culture of pot, marijuana, cannabis, weed, etc. This can include, but is not restricted to weed dealers, bong shop owners, musicians, Rastafarians, hippies, grow-house owners... It can also be used as a more respected label than the more commonly used terms, stoner or pothead.

Judd Apatow's films always have some kind of reference to marijuana. He's a true cannaphile.

by homopinionation December 3, 2013