Canyon

Hottest fucking gaping white whoredawg who loves fucking his pet river.

Guy 1: Yo dude, don’t go over there.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because that’s Canyon fucking his pet River!

by Simp42069 June 12, 2019

Canyon

has foreskin on his penis

“I want your foreskin canyon”

by Analbeads223 October 01, 2019

Canyon

Some kid who has curly hair and is a low key whore. He/She likes to obsess over themselves daily even tho they are ugly as hell. They are loyal and will speak their mind, but obsess over ugly ass dudes at school.

John: Damn! Canyon is a loose slut!
Brittney: Ya I know! What a fat whore.

by timmythebarbie October 21, 2018

Canyon

Fatass jay

yo dizzle lets go blizze this canyonizzle (hello dog, let us go blaze this fat joint filled with chronic)

by Rizzle November 04, 2003

canyoneer

A bad ass explorer that descends down wet and dry canyons. They are often masochists, because the nature of the sport often entails difficult on and off trail hiking, scrambling, climbing, jumping, rappelling and swimming.

The canyoneer was caught in a hydraulic, so we threw him a rope and pulled his ass out.

by artista8 June 16, 2017

canyon

a person who is one of the more caring chill and lit persons you will ever meet. an amazing listener and advice giver but also doesn't allow someone to do anything stupid. this type of person is hella talented and charming.

Why can't you be a canyon every now and again?

by uncanny_sandy June 22, 2017

canyon

1) Badass tank gunner smoking cigar

2) Ripper bloke

3) L33t no scoper

Driver: "Yo Canyon! Take down that haji at 10 o clock!"

The Canyon: "Fuckin' Get Some!!"

by THE CANYON May 17, 2010