halt your carriage

said to someone when they’re being sus and need to slow down

Bro 1: “Ima fuck this bitch tonight bro no cap”
Bro 2: “Bro halt your carriage you needa slow down on this shit”

by NalaWyu February 23, 2019

Carriage

What you use to wheel your groceries around at the grocery store.

I'll go get a carrige to put our groceries in

by wickedMA February 6, 2004

Amish Carriage

Similar to a Dutch Oven, but done in a vehicle. The act of trapping a person in a vehicle after releasing vile ass fumes.

Jason laughed as Holly vomited on the front seat of the Jetta, when Antique gave her an Amish Carriage.

by P3OPL35 November 4, 2015

Chicago carriage ride

When a couple is 69-ing with the man on bottom and the woman on top. For it to be considered a Chicago carriage ride, however, the man cannot have an erection.

Ben was really excited about his date last night, but they just ended up taking a Chicago carriage ride.

by Matt Daniel June 20, 2011

Horseless Carriage

The act of masturbating while simultaneously using a bidet.

While on vacation in France I took a ride on a horseless carriage in my hotel bathroom.

by t1climb1 August 10, 2012

carriage trade

Guys needing a blow job who drop by a queen's place for quick relief at odd hours.

Sandy had so much carriage trade during the day he had almost quit cruising the strip at night.

by Richard Black March 14, 2005

Carriage-Cruiser

A person who is unable to simply stand in one position on a train and decides, much to the annoyance of the other passengers, to move down the length of the train using the internal doors.

"I was standing in the corridor of the 8.24 train and I had no fewer than six carriage-cruisers squeeze past me."

by Phil Davy October 16, 2006