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quarter canned

When a friend bums a chew of tobacco from you and takes a quarter of the can.
Densmore bummed a chew off of me and quarter canned me. Now I have to go to the store for some more chew.

Don't quarter can me man, I don't have time to go to the store.
by B1gShr00m July 20, 2009
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The Cannella

The act of fingering the ass hole of a drunk desperate hoe in a club with no lubricant in an attempt not to get thrown out
Brian almost completed The Cannella but failed as he was caught and made to leave
by Insomnia-man April 13, 2016
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Canned Lutefisk

This term denotes a person who was not originally born in Scandanavia, but is of Scandanavian descent and refers to countries like Norway, as their home. These people are characterized by many attributes such as:
- Blonde hair
- Troll-phobia (which accounts for their fear of bridges as well)
- Desire to collect troll memorabilia
- Literacy rate of 100%
- Desire to utter UFF DA whenever feeling slightly dissapointed or upset.
- Scandalous nature
- Insatiable love for the Vikings of Norway such as Eric the Red
- And among many others, the ability to eat Lutefisk, a native codfish soaked in lye, and actually enjoy it.
Oh that canned lutefisk is such as sketchy kid, I mean just look at him.
by Brain February 3, 2005
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canned

he got canned from his job for slacking off too much
by [c0x0r] August 10, 2004
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canned bread

by the cooler penguin27 August 27, 2020
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Tony Cannelloni

The well rounded ficticious character Tony Cannelloni is both prolific in his weight as well as his mobster qualities. Got the nickname for his love of canneloni and the fact that he always looks stuffed.
"Hey whats up with Tony Cannelloni, he hasn't been around at the cafe this week?" me i don't know nothing, last time i seen him he was doing that thing with Franky Bones.
by jamps1972 November 2, 2009
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Canned coochie

Squidwards favorite non-perishable food
It tastes very bad like a weird orange but he loves it
oh my they really have it
Canned COOCHIE
by Scoomplie October 28, 2019
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