cank

For purposes of modern slang, the word was originally developed as a combination of the words COCK and CUNT for the radio show "Taste of the Goods." CUNK sounded too much like CUNT for radio. CANK made a better sound for a non gender specific insult involving the genetalia. The final meaning of "cank" is dumb, and doesn't speak (as when arrested), and this stems from old english theives slang. It is also exactly what happens when someone has a cank in their mouth.

I enjoy eating cank.
Don't be such a cank.
I'll bet they have HUGE canks.
My cank should meet your cank.

by Johnson Rice April 17, 2004

cank

a blend of the words WANK and CACK, to mean something is bad, or doesn't look good.

"Tash you need a new bag, your's is ugly.."
Tash replies.."yeah i know, this bag is CANK!"

by Coco/Tash July 1, 2008

Cank

A nonviolent, attractive gang of girls who are sexually active, usually between the ages of 11-18. Also can be used as a reference to something cool.

Carley: "Let's hang with cank."
Allie: "I wish I was a cank."
Nikki: "That ride is cankin'!"
Kim: "We could cank that."

by CankGurl May 30, 2010

cank

amazing, awsome, plump, cool, overflowing with greatness

"Fuck, Greg, did you see that gymnast? That shit was cank!!!!!!!"

"Hell yeah it's my birthday, Roger...just look at that cake, it's fucking cank."

by benbenbenbenben October 10, 2008

Cank

A dirty rotten swine type of person.

My ex was a cank. She kept cheating on me with old men.

by twin_stacks October 15, 2019

Cank

A swear word meaning "a pain in the @$$". It originated after "canker sore"

"You're a Cank" "These people are Canks" "What a Cank"

by Mc-Newbie December 31, 2019

cank

A derogatory term for a Canadian.
Somebody who likes hockey a lot and smokes up too much.

This term was created by Johnetta P.

I hate those maple tree huggin Canks.
All those canks are takin our jobs.

by J. Netta October 6, 2005