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The Catamaran

Similar to when a catamaran blows its horn as it docks at bay, The Catamaran occurs when a penis is inserted into the anus of a female companion. At the time of penetration, the female flagellates, thus creating the "horn blowing" effect that takes place when the "catamaran" docks. If defacation occurs during the "horn blow" The Catamaran would then be known as "The Black Pearl".
"I totally catamaranned this chick last night. She was lactose-intolerant, and we'd just gone out for ice cream, so when she suggested we do it anal, I thought The Catamaran might happen. I was right."

"Dude, my girlfriend was complaining about a stomach ache, so I suggested we do The Catamaran... it turns out we went into bonus rounds because on top of that I got The Black Pearl."
by BHOLE April 7, 2008
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canamar

This guy is the definition of a radical Islamic ideology. He appeals as a white dude but he is a racist and autistic Islam inside. His partner in life loves it hard up the ass and can't get enough of it. Some say that this man has urges to scream out the N worst at the top of his lungs when he's around friends, no one gets offended though because his partner is black. His haircut Grant's men and women an instant orgasm once one has gazed at it. He is also the #1 suspected school shooter in American.
Why is Rey into canamar?
by God_said May 31, 2019
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conamara

A sexy Irish redhead with large boobs. Is a perfectionist times a million. Can't decide where he/she wants to live. Needs major therapy sometimes. But is always 100% lovable!!!
Holy poo, that girl is a TOTAL conamara!
by Bobbly Boop April 7, 2008
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Canamar

This is the whitest man in the group. He will rhyme everything with the word gay. He is the best rapper and Eminem is even scared of this kid. He is terrible at every game he plays though. He is really autistic and retarded. This guy DOES have the n word pass cause his ancestors were black. Although with all of this negative there is always positives and he is fucken the horniest guy you know. He is also gay and his weakness is jellyfish blowjobs by his friends. He has the biggiest wiener in the group though, but it isnt straight it curves and this is a negative cause guys dont like this type of wiener.
Canamar is the weird one and crazy one
by WienerBeaner May 31, 2019
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Canaaran

Someone who thinks they are the coolest people around town, someone that thinks his swagga is on another level but it clearly is not.
What a canaaran that dude is
by ThatKidFromTheBlock November 20, 2011
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Catamaran

1. A sailing boat that has two parallel hulls held together by a single deck.
2. Raft
3. A quarrelsome woman; a vixen.
She was a terrible catamaran, always viciously gossiping and bullying everyone.
by harolds November 16, 2010
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catamaran

A euphemism for the act of "motorboating" a woman's outer labia/labium, in order to achieve sexual pleasure.
Oh man I totally gave my girlfriend a catamaran last night, she loved it!
by Spuddy4u June 3, 2011
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