The mandela catalogue

LITERALLY THE SCARIEST FUCKING ANALOG HORROR SERIES MADE BY ALEX KISTER ON YOUTUBE MY PPANTS ARE SOAKED IN PISS

"ayo have you seen the mandela catalogue"
"no i heard that shit scary"
"i literally pissed myself 4 times watching the first episode"

by geoom January 26, 2022

Catalogged

When you receive a text message of a book's information from a friends college library

Kayla: I just got a text from the UNLV Library...
Tyler: CATALOGGED...BOOYAH!

by TVOZ March 15, 2010

tit catalogue

a publication containing images of ladies with unclothed mammary glands.

My local corner shop has a wide array of tit catalogues for sale.

by donaldsemblance July 21, 2009

analogue wank

Having to revert to the more traditional methods of masturbation by using "old skool" materials such as books, magazines and rude drawings.

My fucking internet isn't getting connected for another fortnight! I'm gonna have to settle for an analogue wank tonight instead of YouJizz!

by darkh0rse July 2, 2011

chatalogue

chatalogue - dialogue in chat room

you can chatalogue with me in my chat room when I get on this evening...

by californiak March 13, 2012

Canalotte

A bearded growth of several months, preferably on a male, which refuses completely to fill in despite the use of multiple tonics and hair growth formula.

Dude.. Are you trying to grow a beard?
Yes, buy after several months all I got is a Canalotte!

by Icecreamman January 6, 2014

analogue poo

When you go for a poo but forget to take your phone with you. Devoid of the stimuli of checking emails and social media you're obliged to spend a few minutes on analogue pursuits, such as thinking, meditating, singing, or perhaps reading a book or newspaper.

I'd already started to let one out when I realised my phone was on my desk, so I had to do an analogue poo. But that's ok, I came up with a great plan for the next book I'm never going to write.

by jwgrooves June 13, 2017