Canadian fire sex

After two canadians split a tim hortons they sit on a fire and have sex.

Oh yeah dude they totally had canadian fire sex.

by Sirbadbrad April 17, 2020

French Canadian Butt Sex

Similar to Canadian Butt Sex. But, French Canadians are only polite to themselves (caused by excessive wine intake) French Canadians politely shove one finger in their own ass for selfish pleasure.... politely.

Damn that dude is way full of himself, literally! He French Canadian Butt Sexed so hard that finger might be stuck! He was damn polite about it though....

by RichTheRedn3ck December 19, 2025

Canadian lumberjack oral sex

When a bearded man performs oral sex on another man

Lantz has a beard and sucked another man's dick he's such a Canadian lumberjack oral sex

by Lickofshit August 3, 2024

Canarian phone sex

A sexual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop A, and the other on nearby mountaintop B. The two gaze at each other through binoculars and "talk dirty" in the whistled language of the Canary Islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.

For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.

The uncrossable canyon between them could not stop Alice and Bob from enjoying torrid Canarian phone sex.

by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015

Canadiansense

1. drivelling on non-sensically on Canadian political blogs about crazy nonsense. Never being able to stay on topic.

2. Spam

Someone Canadiansensed my inbox!!!

Uh oh looks like someone went all Canadiansense on this thread.

by canadiansense November 21, 2010

Canadiansexual

a person who cannot live without the existence of a Canada flag on their body.

Brian : hey Taylor? why do you always have that Canadian flag on your body?
Taylor : its because im Canadiansexual

by SomePerson2.0 February 9, 2023