Calories 

Tiny organisms that live in most people's closets and sew their cloths tighter every night

I have too many calories in my closet.

How come calories don't creep into your closet?

Calories by Mrs. Teacher April 29, 2021

calories 

tiny creatures that live in your closet and sow your clothes tighter and tighter every night

oh these calories are ruining all of my clothes!!

calories by anonymous April 29, 2022

Calories 

Calories are the amount of energy released when your body breaks down (digests and absorbs) food.
The calorie is a unit of energy.

“Oh god!- I may or may not have had a bit too much calories..”

Calories by Shaya October 25, 2022

Calories 

Invisible food math

You: “Dude what are calories?”
Me (an educated guy): “Basically, it’s invisible food math.”

Calories by Jjoshyy69420 March 12, 2023

calories 

The energy that is in food or drinks.

"cant live with calories, cant live without calories."

calories by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 28, 2024

burning calories 

1. particularly good sex

1. I didn't get any sleep, we were burning calories all night.

burning calories by otay May 20, 2005

empty calories 

Foods that only contain calories but no additional nutrients like protein, fiber, vitamins and minerals.

Person 1: Would you like some soda?
Person 2: No, that's just empty calories. I'll have juice instead.

Person 1: Want some candy for dessert?
Person 2: Nah, I'll have a baked sweet potato instead.

empty calories by areallnamestaken December 8, 2010