calorie

the thing that makes food yummy. The more there are in food the yummier it will be. Its just the law.

salad = little calories = rabbit food
ice cream (entire tub) = many many calories = oh so good

by Quimsey April 26, 2006

calorie

A thing that sneaks into your closet while you're sleeping to shrink all your clothes whenever you eat a burger.

Dammit dude.. I went to McDonald's last night and now I can't fit in my jeans! Stupid calories!

by HitlerSucks October 31, 2015

caloris

the wrong way to spell calories. Why are you still here weren't you trying to look up calories

Esmeralda: I wonder what urban dictionary says about calories...
Alexandra: oh ok ill get my laptop
Searches: urban dictionary caloris

by sevenatenein February 09, 2018

Calorious

adj. Containing calories.

Mmm.. girl that cheesecake is so calorious. your butt will grow two sizes.

by Barbies March 01, 2011

calorie

a mythical unit that is used to make people think they will get fat from eating certain foods.

a 1"x1"x1" piece of cheese cake has 690 calories which makes you a fatass if you eat it, but an entire bowl of salad has 6.9 calories which makes you a healthy eater; thus the reason why its a myth.

by LTG Huntoon March 01, 2011

calorie

super bad and stuff.

OMG that banana has lyke, 10 CALORIES!!!!!!42q!4

by 2357551112456h September 21, 2005

calories

the hair on your ass that stands up after an ugly girl gives you the "i wanna bang u" look. Its a disease.

Jay got a lot of calories after looking at Sam eat waffles in front of the television naked.

by Organ Donor August 20, 2003