Cayminitis

An extremely contagious disease spread from a lack of Caymin (aka, most wonderful girl ever).

Symptoms include:
-slowing respiratory rate
-Decreased appetite and/or weight loss
-Restlessness, irritability
-Poor school performance
-Severe insomnia or decreased need to sleep
-Shortness of breath
-Love sickness?

Victim: *Grabs Chest* Ohh God!

Doctor: Whatcha have here is some Cayminitis. I'm going to prescribe you with 20 minute talk sessions to her for the next week. I'm going to need to see you sometime next week to see how things are going.

Victim: Thanks Doc. your a life saver.

by madame Irglin August 22, 2010

Calmosityyy

An xbox live gears of war player who is one of the first to have an all Adobe After Effects sniper montage on youtube, using effects never seen before in a Gears of War short. One of the most known players in the community, Calmosityyy will always be a name that people wont forget.

"oh dude! that shot was as rape as Calmosityyy's."

by sniperheadshot101 March 23, 2010

Calmity

A form of calmness ending with -ity.

Or a bad spelling of calamity.

Jake: "You have such a calmity about you today."

Henry: "Do you mean calamity?"

Jake: "No, calmity. You're pretty calm right now."

by Terry@sru May 13, 2018

Calmingtons

An exclamation meaning "Calm down"

"Calmingtons! It'll be ok!"

by MrTimmington December 15, 2008

cozminity

When a penguin and computer feel deeply in love, have kids, and divorce.

"omg cozminity is finally happening!!!"-friendlyneighborhoodpug

by daddycow420 January 20, 2022

Calmitiy

Calm and new energy state of mind, different from apathy in the sense that decisions can be made under pressure.

those terrorists were killing his family but he stayed calmitiy and was able to access the situation to overcome all odds.

by jackson willis brown January 11, 2010

calmtity

to stop someone from shaking their tits or to calm someone. People get angry sometimes and their man/girl tities jiggle up and down. Usually gets people pissed off.

When Omar won a basketball game against Yutai 16-1 he felt worth while playing against Yutai. Yutai was angry and said,

"no fair! Your cheating!".

Omar responded, "please calmtity".

by Peter132132 April 27, 2011