Caligula

A 1979 film about the fall of the Roman Empire. The movie was produced by Penthouse Magazine and had three directors; Gore Vidal, Bob, Guccione, and Tinto Brass. The movie was pornographic and one of the few scenes worth watching is the execution scene with a decapitating machine that killed Marco.

Roger Ebert said; "Caligula was sickening, utterly worthless, shameful trash. In the two hours of this film that I saw, there were no scenes of joy, natural pleasure, or good sensual cheer. There was, instead, a nauseating excursion into base and sad fantasies."

Caligula has a cult following since it is a one of a kind.

Caligula: If all of Rome just had one neck.....
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Praetorian Guard: What's the password?

Caligula: Scrot.....

Praetorian Guard: So be it!

Praetorian guards stab Caligula to death and kill his wife, Caesonia, and their daughter Julia Drusilla

ende.....

by Viscount Druitt December 4, 2021

Caligula

A soft-core porn movie.

That movie, Caligula, was sick!

by youreallygay June 16, 2008

Caligula

n. A great underground MC that's conceptual song imagery set him far ahead of the hip-hop community.

Caligula "Clone Killer" is a classic EP.

by Wilford April 10, 2005

caligula

1. v. To voluntarily go vomit in the toilet after eating or drinking too much, to avoid the impending physical illness and distress that you know is coming, if you left the material in your digestive system. After a slight discomfort from the act of caligula, one feels a lot better and is able to continue partying or maintain normal functions.

After she chased her donut with a pint of vodka, she knew it was a mistake and went to caligula. Good thing she did, she was able to have a fun time afterward.

by ct949 June 12, 2021

caligula's horse

Caligula's horse (noun):
An imposter or phony. Someone who holds a position he or she does not deserve.
The Roman emperor Caligula once made his favorite horse a senator.

"Man, my English teacher's such a Caligula's horse! I read some of her poetry, and it's blog-awful."

by Arthur September 28, 2003

Caligula Complex

For Instance: M. Platt and said antics with hookers and the like. Someone who has decended into a world sexual perversity and will have sex with anyone he desires upon giving gifts, money and inducements - The scarce surviving sources focus upon his cruelty, extravagance and sexual perversity, presenting him as an insane tyrant.........i.e the Caligula Complex as in the Roman Emperor that ruled from August 31, 12 to his subsequent assination on January 24, 41

This bloke has a Caligula Complex........ extravagance and sexual perversity, presenting him as an insane tyrant

by Slugline May 10, 2008

Caligula's Revetment

A small bundle of toilet paper, situated at the base of the toilet bowl to form a basket before defecation (may or may not touch the water). Used to counter the effect known as Poseidon's Kiss.

In reference to the mad Roman emperor Caligula in Suetonius' and Cassius Dio's apocryphal accounting of his war against Neptune, god of the sea. Some believe these historical reports to be false, regardless of believability.

Matt: I didn't believe anyone when they said Caligula's Revetment would protect my anus from non-consensual god-smooching, but it worked better than I could have hoped!
Daniel: Matthew your friends are worried about you

by GoldenNuts December 27, 2022