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California Girl

Stereotype: easy, dumb, tan, hot blonde.

Reality: Well, that stereotype's mostly a Southern Cali girl...But there's actually a lot more diversity in California, not just white girls. In Northern California the girls are generally smarter, and not as tan, but still really hot. Everyone's friendly in California. They don't go to the beach every day, though. Although there are a fair share of blondes, I think the best thing about California girls is there's so much diversity, so there a lot of different girls to choose from. They're not all that easy to get, though.
Person 1: dude, look at that blonde slut! she looks like an wasy lay, must be a California girl !!

Person 2: okay, have you ever actually gone to California? there are way more dumb blondes in the midwest, why do you associate that whore with California?

Person 1: haven't you heard the katy perry song??

Person 2: ...
by mypseudonymisanonymous May 14, 2011
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california girls

the most beautifu and spoiled and smart people in the world
i was born and will always be one of those california girls.
by emmi 4 yo face February 6, 2008
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California Girl

a delicious mixed drink made with one shot of unflavored vodka, 4 ounces of cheap chardonnay wine, and 7 ounces of lemon lime soda
"You were so wasted last night! How much did you drink?"
"I don't even know, I must have had at least 6 California Girls!"
by ratchetherewegogo January 14, 2015
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California Girl

Steroetypical people that give the other girls from California a bad name. They usually buy everything they dont need, dont date you only if your rich, and spend millions of hours tanning trying to look perfect. Also have a tendancy to put tiny dogs in purses and bring them wherever they go.
California Girl: Princesss, Im gonna buy you that cute purse to put you in! Then I'm gonna dress you up as Katy Perry, and Justin Bieber, and Taylor Laugtner and....

*Dog shoots itself*

California Girl: Guess I'm going to the pet store! =D
*skips away happily*
by NormalCaliGirl June 17, 2010
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california girl

mostly referring to a girl from southern california, a girl is is normally a stupid skank with tan ass and tan boobs and is most likely a straight A student in school but can't even name the vice president. Mostly snobbish, stuck-up, slutty, materialistic bitch who cares more about her boyfriend than her own father, texts all the time and is married to her phone, drives daddy's BMW then crashes it and feels no sympathy,

normally a stupid absent minded and close-minded girl who only thinks about partying and being a slut and cares more about sweaty football guys with muscles rather than guys who are actually nice. Spends time at starbucks, or any public area such as a mall to spend daddy's money and abuse credit cards. A girl who complains about everything and thinks that cold weather is a tragedy and can never step foot in a 3rd world country due to massive materialism and dumb-hoe-ness.
That girl is really dumb and materialistic
she's probably a california girl
by thayamoviete August 1, 2012
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California Girl

Name of a coffee drink that is made with dark on the bottom and blonde on the top.
To barista: I'd like a tall California Girl. How do I prepare that coffee drink? You put dark on the bottom and blonde on top.
by Coffee head May 26, 2015
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Hotel California Girl

one who has a lot of pretty, pretty boys that she calls "friends."
Lisa is a Hotel California Girl; she has a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls "friends."
by wouldaben December 18, 2010
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