clavender

The plant that grows if you shove lavender up a cat’s anus, dig a hole and put the cat in it. After 3 to 4 months a beautiful tree will grow, sprouting purple cats that smell like lavender and taste like cat shit. Although they do taste nice in a pie.

“Hey you should see the banging Clavender tree I planted in my garden earlier this year”

by Snufflemuff May 20, 2018

jet callander

The foolish guy who is in mad love for a girl named Alyssa. Jet can't help falling for her because Alyssa is an angel that walks among humans.

Tyler: "Woow, you're still in love with Alyssa, Jet Callander?"

by RoastingKid1907 January 10, 2017

Cum Calander

A calender that is most often used by high teachers, where each picture of a student receives one week in the calander and gets a tribute by that very same teacher.

Have you prepared the pictures for the Cum Calander yet Göran?

Yes of course! The students are lining up right now.

by SwedishRamsay March 1, 2022

Max Callander

Max is the sexiest person ever and also pulls so many woman and sometimes men and is very good at video games

OMG there is Max Callander hes so sexy and good at every video game ever and pulls all the woman and men.

by SUPER DUPER SEXY BABY April 18, 2022