canklesaurus

NOUN: (cank-el-SORE-us)

A woman with enormous cankles - afflicted with cankleitis. Those with canklephobia should steer clear...

"Dude. Don't look now - beastly canklesaurus at three-o-clock. Heading this way. Whew...detoured at the end of the bar. Crisis averted."

by ZooBG May 14, 2010

carkle cockroach

A weak person, a coward, but one who survives many ordeals.

That guys a carkle cockroach, he just ran away from the fuzz when they came for him.

by Funny thing... i don't actually have a name... May 16, 2008

Pterodactyl Cackle

Someone who has a high pitched laugh with the supersonic equivalent to that of a pterodactyl roar

I was watching Grown-ups until aunt Betty had to fuck it up with her pterodactyl cackle

by ionsnake22 November 29, 2010

cackle

The laughter of a witch.

Witches cackle when flying across the moonlight.

by Jafar January 20, 2005

Cankle Neck

A neck that lacks visual definition of the clavicle and jugular notch separating the neck from the shoulders

I'm not interested in him because his cankle neck is a complete turn off, I like my men to have more defined necklines.

by Awoody June 24, 2017

canklet

a canklet is an ankle bracelet worn by someone with cankles. often it ends up looking like a misplaced choker.

aww, that chubby girl looks so dainty and pretty with her fat painted toes and that pretty canklet.

by s beskow August 21, 2006

Cankle

Noun. A sight common among the morbidly obese. The point at which one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the calf and the ankle, which creates a sense of fusion between the two. Consequently "Cankle" comes from the fusion of CAlf and aNKLE.

Good god look at the cankles on that fat lady!

by David May 23, 2004