An irrational fear of element 6 of the periodic table, from which all organic life is based. Promoted by such great bastions of scientific research such MTV, Current TV, and Al Gore.
Currently a source of great hysteria. Carbophobia has reached such levels its become its own religion. It rewards believers and punishes infidels and has its own apocalyptic end of the world scenario.
Often a substitute for deeper personal issues regarding the dislike of other human beings, their ability to warm themselves, cook, and transport themselves through the use of this element. and when faced with conflicting science, victims of carbophobia are prone to religious like reflexes and seek to punish disbelievers by excommunication and ridicule. Viewed by many government figures as a convenient source of new tax funds.
Often a substitute for deeper personal issues regarding the dislike of other human beings, their ability to warm themselves, cook, and transport themselves through the use of this element. and when faced with conflicting science, victims of carbophobia are prone to religious like reflexes and seek to punish disbelievers by excommunication and ridicule. Viewed by many government figures as a convenient source of new tax funds.
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The act of disliking people whom act camp.
It is common for someone who dislikes a camp persons behaviour to be criticized for being homophobic, particularly if the person behaving camp is homosexual. However more often than not, it is not that the person dislikes that they are homosexual, it is that they do not like the hightened, over-the-top, feminine behaviour. Rather than a person being wrongly criticized for being homosexual, the term campophobia can be used.
It is common for someone who dislikes a camp persons behaviour to be criticized for being homophobic, particularly if the person behaving camp is homosexual. However more often than not, it is not that the person dislikes that they are homosexual, it is that they do not like the hightened, over-the-top, feminine behaviour. Rather than a person being wrongly criticized for being homosexual, the term campophobia can be used.
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