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cakefart

The application of chocolate cake to one's posterior immediately prior to expulsion of a flatus or series of flatii through the anus.
Leroy: "What happened to my chocolate cake, man?"
Derek: "Patsy cakefarted it all over Norah's face this morning"
Leroy: "Safe, man, safe"
by Steve06 August 30, 2008
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Cakeface

A person, usually a teenaged girl, who wears so much makeup that their face looks as though it is covered in icing.
Lisa Slonetsky is a total cakeface.
by vuze February 18, 2009
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Cakeface

There are gnerally two types of cakefaces. The first type is the girl who might do it accidentally. These types are usually sluts, in which case they may be forgiven for the trauma they put your eyes through.

The second are the bitchy, self-centered type. The type that when you go into a store you see and try to avoid, but then she walks up to you and says in a half-assed voice, "is there anything I can help you with?" "No", you say, when in fact she could help by washing her face a lot.

They're both extremely ugly and are usually found sleeping under bridges.
I saw a cakeface one day. I was about to slay her but then she offered to fuck. She was then forgiven.
by horny pornz April 2, 2010
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cakefarts

A fairly popular website that has already exceeded 2girls1cup in popularity and has also been talked about on quite a few radio stations
cakefarts is already more popular than 2girls1cup
by Donna Luise October 23, 2008
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cakeface

a girl who wears a shitload of makeup. she looks like a ghost. she wears the whole bottle of eyeliner on one eye. she is so ugly.
i go to canyon springs alternative high school in caldwell and theres a cakeface there.. she's nicknamed ghost! if you go there you know her!!!!
by wadafxupbitchh(: January 13, 2010
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Cakeatarian

One whose diet consists of mostly cake and other pastries. Most eat fruits as well and exercise for good measure(and to prevent becoming fat, as that is unsightly).
Jane, the proud cakeatarian, used her weekends to eat lots of cupcakes and then promptly play tennis with friends afterwards.

Joe: I'm switching to Cakeatarianism, healthy diets can go fuck themselves.
What? JOE is evolving!
...
Congratulations! Your JOE evolved into FATASS!
by Dat.muffin February 8, 2012
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cakeeater

1. (noun./adj.)- someone who is rich, goes shopping every weekend =x

2. irene
irenes a cakeeater
by WHO ELSE! March 21, 2003
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