Cactapussy

When a girls pubic hair is as prickly as the thorns in a cactus.

Yo bro. I went down on this girl last night and she had hella Cactapussy.

by Dabbin on Em July 19, 2016

cactapuss

1) A creature that may be seen by someone who is fished. It can be described as a mixture of an octopus and a cactus/palmtree.

Matt: Dude, it's a cactapuss!
Mike: Where?
Matt: In the tree, man!
Mike: Where in the tree?
Matt: Dude....it IS the tree!

by thehunger August 30, 2007

Cantacious

Describes somebody who despises the word "cant" and wants to prove that they can do anything, so they do crazy and unexpected acts; gnarly and cool;

That cantacious daredevil does the craziest stunts I've ever seen.

by swallowursoul47 March 22, 2010

cactapus

1. The offspring of a cactus and an octopus.
2. When a female shaves her downstairs and then allows the hairs to grow back just enough to make it prickly, like a cactus.

Ahh! Watch out for that huge cactapus!

Wow, thanks for warning me. It almost ate me alive.

by Phillip Mugooch February 12, 2010

cactapus

When a girl shaves her pubic hair but doesnt get it smooth enough.

"hey jimmy, what's the matter with your face? It's all scratched and looks like a crime scene!" Mellissa's got cactapus.

by booyah kid January 7, 2006

cactapus

A half cactus, half octopus who lives in the snow. The reason for this being, that the first generation of Cactapi couldnt decide whether to live in desert or ocean, and due to alot of family feuds, they ended out living in snow. Pretty much any snow, anywhere.

History: Actually a word I used as an insult one morning. I attempted to say Cactus and said Cactapus. I bet you can tell I'm not very good at mornings.
(Dear Cactapi, I am terribly sorry for using your species as an insult.)

"You you... you, CACTAPUS!"

by Anna-Marie September 28, 2005

Cactapus

Technically, a half-cactus, half-octopus creature that lives part-time in the desert, and part-time in the ocean.
But it really means a man that you can't hold down because he's slippery and clever, and if you manage to catch him, you'll get pricked.

Brad Pitt, cuz he's a cheater.

by Voguepanda September 8, 2005