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Currency Drain

An individual in a relationship who sits on their wallet at all times. This individual is usually a female who is an 8.5 or better, believes that looks will carry them through life, whilst being a lemon in bed. Currency Drains are typically not vets in the sack which begs the question, why the fuck do I pay so much?

See Gold Digger
I went out last night with this babe, she was a brutal pump and a huge currency drain.
by kingtugernuts March 9, 2011
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Currency Shots

The art of forcing yourself to throw up before you fall asleep in order to avoid a bomb ass hangover. Mostly used when laying down and feeling like you’re inside a washing machine.
I would be totally hungover or maybe even still drunk if I hadn’t taken currency shots last night.
by alcoholic proffesor July 8, 2021
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currency sexual

Someone whose sexual arousal comes from getting paid for sexual acts or having sex with someone with lots of money and possessions.
I don't get sexually aroused by looks, I get horny when I'm getting paid I'm a currency sexual.
by Cairo Leading February 23, 2022
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currency ratio

ratio of palms needing 'greased' compared to the amount of palms 'offering' currency.
the currency ratio is killing me! everyone and his/her relatives is/are putting the 'touch' on me for money, but very few (IF ANY!) are giving me a road-map to the 'money trees' -ie: many empty palms to my right, extremely few to my left helping to facilitate the transfer!

SUGGESTION: for me to give YOU money BEGINS with me having a source for the money in the first place!! (hint hint!!)

this unequal currency ratio is eating my ass up! VERY DIFFICULT for me to save both myself AND the world, with such a lopsided income/outgo ratio!!
by michael foolsley August 8, 2010
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Currency The Hospital

Currency Tha High Spitta, Curren$y, is a southern rapper on Cash Money Records.
Because of Curren$y's thick southern accent, many people in the North mistake "Currency, Tha High Spitta" with "Currency, The Hospital."
Either one would make sense, theoretically.
Currency Tha High Spitta (Currency The Hospital).
by CaraCarp0011 June 4, 2007
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Currency Cuck

An individual content sitting in the corner, watching someone fuck their money.
Karen- “I think the state of Illinois is doing a great job financially.”
Uncle Sam- “Karen is such a currency cuck!”
by Mike Hunts Hertz December 30, 2025
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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency

The clean version of "Fuck Bitches, Get money".

1. a phrase or motto which describes ones primary agenda: to have sex with women and make as much money as possible.

2. a phrase or motto which describes a man's plan to earn money while cursing women, usually due to failure with a woman.
1. Life is simple. Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

2. "Man, I couldn't get any pussy this weekend."

"It's all good man. Disregard Females, Acquire Currency"
by 05ProStock June 11, 2009
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