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Cutlery Drawer

When more than two people are spooning it becomes a cutlery drawer
Can I join in with the spooning? Sure! We can make a cutlery drawer!
by Basicallytbf. August 18, 2015
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cuntcer

Cancer of the vagina.
I hope that stupid bitch dies of cuntcer.
Dude, that's not cool, my grandmother died of a vaginal tumor.
Guy, that's probably because she had seventeen kids.
by Whiskeynick January 11, 2007
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Cuntservative

Rush is every bit a cuntservative as Laura Ingraham is.
by Proud Lefty August 9, 2012
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Jay Cutler'd

To force something like Jay Cutler forces the football into double and triple coverage and to epically fail.
1. When I couldn't answer my girlfriend's question and she was looking at me weird, I Jay Cutler'd it and said the first thing that came into my head, and she dumped me. Fail.

2. I was trailing by 14 points in the 4th quarter in Madden '10, I Jay Cutler'd it and threw a pick six. Fail.

3. I had an exam and didn't study, I had to write an essay about something I had no clue about. I then Jay Cutler'd it and wrote a bunch of bullshit, I got an F. Fail.
by brightz[tyop] December 16, 2009
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Cutlerish

A gigantic pussy. Acting in a cowardly, timid or unmanly manner, especially in the presence of brave men. In general terms, the perceived failure to demonstrate sufficient robustness in the face of a challenging situation.

A reference to the 2011 NFC championship game in which Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears, who was performing poorly, left the game with a knee injury, and did not return, despite his team being down and his being able to walk around on the side line.
My buddy is trying to break it off with his girl, but hes being really cutlerish about it.
by Heythere!!!! January 25, 2011
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cunterrupted

To have ones conversation cut short by someone whose opinion/ news is obviously so much more important than yours.
"As I was saying before I was so rudely cunterrupted......"
by SnazzyTrout February 2, 2017
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Pulled a Cutler

Whenever you do a great job and just throw something away at the end, invalidating all work you did earlier, then you pulled a cutler.

The phrase originates due to the performance of the 2009 quarterback of the Chicago Bears: Jay Cutler. He knows

how to ruin games in an epic fashion.

No QB failures were more epic than Cutler's opening game with the Bears against longest-NFL rivalry Green Bay, where he managed to have 6 turnovers in a single game.

Others can argue how on November 12, 2009 when Cutler threw an interception in the end zone with 2 seconds left of play after marching the bears up the field for 70 yards, was a most epic quarterback failure. (He managed to throw 5 total interceptions this game).
Ever shoot pool clearing out every ball only to scratch on the 8 ball? You pulled a Cutler.

Ever been in Vegas, up 2000 dollars, only to bet it all on red and lose it all? You pulled a Cutler.
by New York Transplant November 13, 2009
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