Cryptorchidism

1. When a male child is born with an undescended testicle.

2. A medical term Undropped balls.

Example #1:

Person one - "Hey does David Wilson have cryptorchidism?"

Person two - "No."

Example #2:

Doctor - "Sir, I'm afraid your baby has a condition called cryptorchidism, unfortunately he hasn't dropped a ball."

Father - "Looks like I can't name him David Wilson."

::Laughs all around::

by NY's finest September 12, 2013

cryptorchid

An individual, usually a male, who lacks the male qualities of manliness

JD: He is such.a pansy, have his balls even dropped yet?
JB: He must be a cryptorchid.

by donjay March 7, 2017

Cryptorunner

An alternative term for a net-runner. A cyberpunk character trope of a security and cryptography obsessed hacker. A Cryptorunner would be typically anti-corporate and anti-government as opposed to the more generic term of netrunner which could include corpo shills.

C0xG0A7 is an ace cryptorunner. They hack through black ICE like its a paywall.

by Chance Wees February 10, 2022

Cryptor

A human like creature from of Saudi Arabian origins. He indulges in general skullduggery and mischief and is also known to perform random Gangsta rap songs. His diet consits of egg shells and frog spawn

Hey Cryptor may I have a penny syre?

by HJOlympian December 2, 2009

cryptorchism

An abnormal physical condition, involving the male reproductive glands, or the 'testes' if you will. It tends to manifest itself during the first stages of sexual arousal. The erectile tissue of the penis becomes filled with blood, engorging the penis to a semi-flaccid state. The testes at this point are withdrawn into the body by the arteria testicularis, frustrating the blood absorption process of the penis. The penis violently contracts as a result, contusing itself severely at the base. The spasms will increase until the entire stem of the penis has become purple or black-and-blue in color. Despite the excruciating pain, seminal discharge will begin to leak out of the glans (penis tip).

It's recommended to pull back the testes immediately, despite the debilitating pain, to prevent further complications to the male reproductive organ, such as testicular torsion. (Where the blood supply to the testicle is cut off because of 'twists' in the spermatic cord.)

"Sorry mate, I'll be bedridden for the rest of the week. My penis cryptorchismed when I made a play for the ol' ball-and-chains. She wasn't too amused... the heartless sow. Can't even walk and the wench insists that I clean out the gutter. You got to love her at least for her lust of the family spear."

by Septic_Tank March 10, 2008

Cryptorgasm

When you invest everything in crypto thinking you are going to get rich only to be fucked over and lose everything to Whales, Bots, and CryptoMessiah.

Man, I thought it was going great, but losing the house and everything for my kids future was a major Cryptorgasm.

by M.Markes September 2, 2021

CryptoKnightYT

a peculiar kind of person who acquires sexual pleasure from wall riding other players in Forza Horizon 5, including individuals on their own team. Has a particular obsession with grinding b class rivals and remaining on the same time for eternity

if you pull a CryptoKnightYT you will not be allowed to run the tag 'RR&R' in Forza Horizon team wars

by kekclips April 27, 2022