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Crotch rot

A distinctly disgusting odor emitting from the junk of lazy and/or European dudes who are probably not circumcised or the snatch of dirty street-walking skanks who require a drip pan between their legs. Often identified by the large mass of flying insects buzzing around the crotch of said male or female. At it's worst, crotch rot can include the oozing/dripping of a greenish, highly toxic liquid.
A stomach-turning but highly effective form of birth control.

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"Croshay is all kinds of nasty, dude. She got crotch rot again this week & her gash is so infected, it looks like those lips got too much botox. But, she done got rid of the roach problem in her apartment!"
"LaFonduh sat on my couch, and her crotch rot ate right through to the stuffing!"
Crotch rot by Kel-Kan March 21, 2016
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crotch rot

Herpes or anything that infests your junk.
"Dude i heard that chick gave steve a case of crotch rot"
crotch rot by croch-rot May 15, 2003

Crotch Rot

A nasty, musty smell coming from a vagina. Depending on the person, it can be a very arousing smell: much like a natural pheromone.
Damn, Kathy, I can smell your crotch rot all the way from over here!!
Crotch Rot by kathyberthy April 18, 2017

crotch rot

on a hot summer day when you take a shit and you dont wipe your ass to good and then your crack and hole get chaffed and it mixes with sweat and it fucks your whole day cause it irritates when you walk, woman wont admit to this
i pooed this morniing and didnt wipe good now i have crotch rot.. see monkey butt
crotch rot by urexcellency May 16, 2003

crotch rot

A local fungus infection in the groing area. Most often caused by poor hygene.


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Strong odor of caproic acid and/or urine.
For women add vaginal odor/fecal odor & odor of oxidized sperm in the sexually active.
Wash thoroughly, apply antifungal cream or powder ( powder preferred ) daily until gone. ( usually 2-3 days
crotch rot by 8b839 December 11, 2003

crotch rot

a nasty and unknown growth of fungai, mushrooms and moss on female vagina. Often there could be found a lot of cheesecake with raisins.
-MA!
-yes Ana?
-I think i have crotch rot!
-hmm let me check....
-(erotic sounds)
-mhm its crotch rot....hey cheesecake!
crotch rot by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004