Critch 

Someone who uses their "authority" whatever it may be in their mind, to try and manipulate and take advantage of a person often do to their own insecurities.

Example 1 Gee, I can't believe that woman took what I said the wrong way.

Yea, she was a total Critch, bro.

Example 2
That woman told me to improve my vocabulary but the truth is she really should improve her listening and comprehension skills.

Critch by WordOfTheday February 20, 2013

Critch 

Crazy Bitch

Oh My God, Leah is such a Critch!
Lindsey was acting like a Critch!

Critch by Shae25 June 19, 2014

critch 

-to both "crap" (but not literally defacate) and bitch at the the same time
-to whine or complain justly to your friends about a crappy or otherwise disaggreeable situation in life.

I critched about my parents being gay and grounding me after I knocked the legs off my couch to my friends.

critch by RealMan88 October 17, 2006

critch 

when you accidentally touch knees

critch can also be a game played by 3 or more people it is like tag but you have to touch knees to tag and scream CRITCH

"Hey man watch your knee you just f*cking critched me!!"

"CRITCH" Jennifer Lawrence screamed as she thrust her knee upon Chris Pratt's

critch by hydrathedragon May 23, 2019

CRITCH 

1. Essentially being a mother fucking CHAD!!

2. If you are a trader, investor and do something, well anything fucking CHAD, BALLERIFIC or AMAZING You are Critch

Yo you seen that baller over there that mother fucka so Critch.

CRITCH by hilarious mofoo January 12, 2021

critch 

When something would be a slay if the person slaying was someone else.

“Look at that indie boy with his Louis Vuitton bum bag, that’s so critch.”

“Kanye west is in Melbourne at A1 Bakery, that’s so critch.”

critch by camprocker January 28, 2023

critch bitches 

A group of high school girls who are very close friends, but people assume shit about them. Just leave them alone, they didn't do shit to you. Stop getting your nose in their business, they are allowed to live their own lives, and you shouldn't give them shit for it. Just mind your own fucking business.

Dont talk about the critch bitches that way.

critch bitches by Post_Malone December 13, 2017