Crepe

Charles Nicholson -

Charles Nicholson "I love being a major crepe" "I am the general crepe" "I am the mother-fucking CREPE !!" "You crepeing bro?"

by Crep'in February 06, 2013

CREPE

1) A common misspellation of crap.
2) A baked thin thing, like a waffle, that you put sugar on.

1) Person 1: Man, I gotta take a CREPE!
Person 2: Don't you mean CRAP?
Person 1: Oh, yeah...
Person 2: *Bitch slaps Person 1 for being an idiot*
2) Person 1: I just love Crepes with sugar for breakfast!
Person 2: Man, you SICK fuck!
Person 1: *Bitch slaps Person 1 for being an idiot whose head is still in the 5th grade toilet*

by Bob Smith February 26, 2005

Crepe

A girlfriend who is so lazy you have to roll her off you when cuddling like a crepe. Will often reside folded up on a bed in a crepe-like manner.

My girlfriend is such a crepe, it takes all my strength to get up sometimes

by symphonic July 26, 2016

crepes

piles or hemaroids. used by 'scary spice' from Bo Selecta

Ooh me crepes, yer bastards.

by Hugh Jass December 22, 2003

fresh crepes

New shoes.

Like you fresh crepes

by Pig1 June 17, 2014

To flip a crepe

To act in a surprisingly and uncharacteristic manner, often leaving things in a state of disarray.

Person 1: Did you hear Jack walked out of his own wedding last night?
Person 2: Yeah, I didn't expect him to flip a crepe like that...

by bernarV February 05, 2023

crepe hanger

In days of old when the dead were laid out in the parlour of the family home, people, either out of respect or superstition, draped all the mirrors and windows of the house with black crepe. Professional "funeral" operators would begin to prepare for this ahead of time as they noted that there were local people nearing death's door. This gave birth to the term, "crepe hanger" to people who are compulsive worriers, anxious about things that have not yet happened. This "tradition" also gave birth to the use of black crepe for the manufacture of ladies’ mourning dresses, men’s hat bands and arm bands, and funeral wreaths

Mothers who are constantly worried and over anxious about their children, husbands etc when they don't get home on time, and in their mind's eye see them in an accident, hospitalized, dead and themselves standing over a gravesite could be considered "crepe hangers."

by Celeste Zugec September 29, 2005