CPA 

Acronym for Certified Porn Addiction

I basically have CPA man

CPA by America_first June 22, 2020

cpa 

"Certified Professional Asshole", used for describing someone is extremely talented at being an asshole

Gary's been the CPA at our school for two years now!

cpa by MissSara December 30, 2008

CPA 

the region lying in Central Pennsylvania (Phille in the East, Pittsburgh in the West, Alabama in the middle)

"Hey where are you all from?"

"Oh, Us?, we are from CPA"

CPA by GBug March 7, 2007

cpa 

Can't pay attention.

I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. I have too many dumb thoughts now, I'm CPA.

cpa by vjmassive April 12, 2008

CPA 

Cell Phone Asshole. Anyone who annoys everyone around them with their mobile telephone.

I was really enjoying the movie, until this CPA got his cell phone out.

CPA by kolohe61 June 21, 2008

CPA 

Cess Pool Ass - When a girl or guy has had too much anal sex or just has a gross, smelly, leaking, infected, ass.

That girl I took home from the bar last night wanted it in the ass bad! But I couldn't do it, because it was a CPA

CPA by DirtyDirtyDigital September 4, 2005

CPA 

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Hi honey, since you are a CPA, can you talk to me about your job so I can start to sleep.

CPA by elmateoramon October 30, 2020