When you go to date someone who doesnt take you out anywhere except their couch, only to watch movies and play video games, etc. all while ordering delivery food.
I was just hoping for a romantic stroll through the park for a few dates but this guy is into nothing but couch dating! Its fun the first few times, but not all the time!
by MissKryssy October 11, 2010
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by Mr sauve October 5, 2016
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Jill: so hows the guy staying on your couch?
John: oh maan he's such a couch douche, I cant wait till he leaves.
John: oh maan he's such a couch douche, I cant wait till he leaves.
by ubcanth2010-couchdouche October 9, 2010
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Guy 1: Hey dude what does your wife do for a living? Mine is making some serious cash as an Nurse.
Guy 2: My Wife is a professional Couch Denter, she sits at home, watches TV and pretends she works for the Nielsen ratings while her fat ass in on the couch.
Guy 2: My Wife is a professional Couch Denter, she sits at home, watches TV and pretends she works for the Nielsen ratings while her fat ass in on the couch.
by StiffPigeon October 28, 2011
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We will never be able to track this guy down because he's a couch dweller.
Don't write the bond on that guy as he is obviously a couch dweller.
Don't write the bond on that guy as he is obviously a couch dweller.
by The King of Dinner Time September 14, 2014
Get the couch dweller mug.1. Performing acts of desire while situated on a couch. Not limited to just sexual acts.
2. The act of dancing while in contact with couch or other lampe out furniture.
3. To pre-locate oneself on a couch before and during a house party or family gathering.
2. The act of dancing while in contact with couch or other lampe out furniture.
3. To pre-locate oneself on a couch before and during a house party or family gathering.
Big Jay just wants couch dance tonight and watch the game.
It was great seeing Jeremy couch dancing at CJ's birthday party. It's great to see he is recovering well from his injury.
Did you see Jeremy couch dancing with the beautiful German mild allnight.
It was great seeing Jeremy couch dancing at CJ's birthday party. It's great to see he is recovering well from his injury.
Did you see Jeremy couch dancing with the beautiful German mild allnight.
by Dr. Von Dickenberger November 12, 2018
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