copium

a figurative object that is huffed in order to cope

Robert: "My shots hit him what happened"
Bobert: "Huff that copium"

by cummer9 November 2, 2022

copumation

When two police cars face each other, side by side in a parking lot, so the officers can talk to one another with the windows down, without getting out of the car.

I thought there was a problem when I saw the cop cars, but then I realized it was just copumation.

by mj2carlson August 9, 2021

Copium

The word Copium comes from the word “cope” which means (of a person) deal effectively with something. It’s mostly used when a person offends another. Or when an outcome you didn’t want to happen, happens. And even when someone is in your head “rent free”. It’s generally used in the political streaming communities. And 4chan.

Ian is mad that Trump won the 2016 election. *chat proceeds to spam copium emote*.

by NoRegrets69 September 22, 2020

Copium

A resource that is given to people who are finding it hard to cope in a particular situation, especially in cases of intellectual difficulty.

Something losers need in order to survive being defeated.

With Biden's victory, copium prices will sky-rocket due to the high demand from Trump-supporters.

by Jayder747 November 4, 2020

Copium gas

A chemical used to soothe the mind of a person who has just lost a debate

Wow, he’s high on that copium gas after forgetting what Alden’s number is

by anonymous October 14, 2020

Copium

A metaphorical substance someone "consumes" after an unfavorable outcome takes place to help them "cope" with that outcome. Usually, it will involve conjuring up some silver lining that in practice does very little or nothing to mitigate that outcome.

Citizen 1: Holy crap we just elected a fascist psychopath into office, we're done for!
Citizen 2: Well...he did at least mention that he supports recycling right? (Inhales tons of copium)

by willpix January 10, 2022

Cupcummer

Somebody, typically male, who makes more money than they should and is a douchebag to others who make less than him.

The word comes from the fact that cupcummers would make a lot of easy money from sperm banks by cumming in cups. A cupcummer is then someone who, undeservedly, makes a lot of money just doing simple things (i.e. cumming in a cup). Cupcummers are often, but not always, materialistic assholes who show off their expensive things (that they didn't earn) to make others feel bad.

I can't stand Bob from accounting, he's such a cupcummer!

Who does that cupcummer think he is in his Porche?

by TheBurmeister June 12, 2011