Company

1. the Central Intelligence Agency.
2. associate with; keep company with.
3. accompany (someone).

1. "The Company's operations remained shrouded in secrecy, even decades later."
2. "these men which have companied with us all this time"
3. "the fair dame, companied by Statius and myself"

by Arminkshipper March 29, 2025

Company Fat

Company Fat is a term used to describe personnel and/or policies that are unnecessary for a company to operate. Most of the time, the company fat causes a decrease in operating effectiveness and efficiency. Much like body fat, too much Company Fat can cause the arteries of a company to clog, ultimately hitting its bottom line (the heart).

Michael: Good. (starts to walk away, then turns around) Oh, yeah, also, about budget stuff. Um, I going to need you to find, like a, a full employee salary, plus benefits, like fifty grand. I'm going to need you to find 50 grand in the numbers.
Angela: But we don't keep two sets of books.
Michael: Well, that's not what I'm saying. Just, you know, find it. Pretend that your jobs depend on it.
(Michael walks away)

Later...

Angela: Well, I looked through all the budgets. And there is one department...
Oscar: Yes?
Angela: ...that has three people...
Oscar: Yeah?
Angela: ...doing the work, that could be done by two.
Oscar: This is great.
(Angela slowly shakes her head)
(Oscar looks around)
Oscar: Oh.
Kevin: (knowingly) Yeah. (with emphasis) Oh.

*There is Company Fat in the accounting department at the Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch.

by tcufrog08 June 24, 2008

company time

Span of time when you are supposed to be at your job and get your work done, but actually used to do several other activities non-work related.

Can you believe I'm paid 50 bucks an hour to post shit in the Urban Dictionary during company time?

by Lord Cthulhu September 12, 2003

company shit

Saving a bowel movement so that you can take care of your business while on the clock.

Mike: Hey...where'd Derek go? I told him to clean this mess up an hour ago.

Randy: You forget...it's Monday, 8:00.

Mike: Oh, that's right. He saves up all weekend for a company shit.

by Skyzza November 13, 2011

company slut

a woman at a company who sleeps with her superiors or coworkers, often just for sexual pleasure and sometimes to advance herself. they can be identified by their less than professional appearance and slutty demeanor.

Bob: hey, did you know that girl Misty has been fucked by every manager in our division?
Tom: yeah, she's the company slut.

by klandin August 13, 2014

company dump

A bowel movement conducted while "on the clock" at work. Normally a good Company Dump takes longer than it should and can be used to avoid work assignments or meetings.

Fred: How was your company dump?
Jack: Not bad, I watched 13 youtube videos and tweeted twice!

by Extra Large Huevos - ELH September 8, 2013

Company Whore

A Company Whore is a different breed of company man. This individual:

1 - Preaches company policies.
2 - Surrounding him/herself with company trinkets (purchased with their own money).
3 - Wears company logo apparel 95% of the time (also purchased out of their pocket).
4 - Will do what is necessary to satisfy the nut sack of his/her supervisor.
5 - Will allow the company to ruin his relationship(s) to advance to the next level.
6 - Will have company literature at home (on coffee table) for his/her reading pleasure.

Hey, guys have you seen the new company apparel catalog? No, TJ we have not. I can't wait to order from it because some of my shirts are starting to fade. Hey, TJ don't forget to buy yourself some company g-strings you "Company Whore"!

by Back-Breaker May 17, 2006