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One-Solution Commentator

An irrationally biased and narrow-viewed blog writer, typically unable to articulate the fundamental premises of multi-faceted arguments or opposing views. Prone to repeating a single point of (often mistaken) drivel by way of meaningless mantra repetitions.
One who offers no significant input into a public debate, though emitting a distracting noise; the subject of public scorn and social rejection.
idiot moron racist anti-noonie mouse One-Solution One-Solution Commentator
by Expat Georgia April 21, 2009
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Hair Compensator

Hair Compensator is a guy who is going bald on top but grows a ponytail in the back. Also grows a massive beard to make up for lack of head hair.
Hey look at pony tail dude. Yeah, what a Hair Compensator...he went bald on top so he is making up for it by growing it long in the back. At least it's better than a comb-over Trump style !
by EightBall February 5, 2014
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over compensator

A man who tries way too hard to feel better about having a small penis. Usually seen trying to impress women with cars, cash, clothes, or a macho attitude. This showing off helps them to think that people dont know about the small johnson. Most often, over compensators have no actual personality or character. Usually loners that hide the fact that they really want to kill themselves because of their tiny penises.
Tom Brady is a totally perfect example of an over compensator.
by KickdinthaBag October 6, 2010
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Commentators curse

When a commentator of a sport or other competitive event praises a team or player and then that team/player soon after has something bad happen to them (concede points, injury etc.)
Commentator: Team A is looking really good this half, Team B just can't break their defense.
*Team B immediately breaks the line of defense and scores*
Team A fan: God damn it, why did he have to apply the commentators curse?
by Inlaidflyer2 April 30, 2015
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commenhater

n.
1. A broadcaster or writer who attacks and criticizes instead of reports and analyzes people or events that's in the news.
2. One who writes or delivers a commentary or commentaries by attacking and criticizing.
There's a commenhater in alot of these commentators, especially on the sports channels.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 12, 2009
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Compensator

When someone drives a humongous lifted pickup truck b/c they have a chode or aka tiny penis.
"Look at that lifted truck, that's a big truck!" "Yeah that person is definitely driving a compensator!"
by assassin88man August 30, 2014
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commentating

Michelle: So I went into Wal-Mart and there was a lady in her bikini buying her son a...

Hannah: If she had the audacity...

Michelle: Excuse me?

Hannah: Sorry I was just commentating.
by HannahJ9 August 13, 2012
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