How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is approximately 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is an approximate 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.

by Seanbeepbot October 31, 2022

Come back home

a term used for when you reminiscing about your ex or you miss them

“bru trinity needa come back home”

by Aleigha June 22, 2023

Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!

Something you say to your kids when your driving somewhere and they're irritating you.

Kids: fighting in back seat*

Dad: Stop Fooling Around, Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!

Kids: Silent*

by Trey Steroid October 21, 2010

come back

term used in the cocaine trade to describe the weight outcome of the cooking process

Any time I bought 28 grams from him, I would cook it and it would only come back to 25 grams

by Lbs. May 30, 2008

Ya'll come back now! Ya hear?

A redneck woman tell you to come back to where you are when you are leaving, and then asking if you heard her.

Bye, Ya'll come back now! Ya hear?

by petrabaye May 8, 2011

Yack and come back

The skilled art of imbibing additional copious amounts of alcohol after vomiting alcohol consumed earlier. This exercise is frequently performed by a subject when trying to emphasize his ability to consume large quantities of alcohol over a lesser skilled, inferior opponent who is irrationally verbally confident of his drinking ability.. Often, this action is performed without the knowledge of the inferior opponent or onlookers as this may diminish the initial celebratory festivities that follow the defeat of the opponent.

-Yo B! Dayam it took you 3 bottles of crown to take out that foo that was talking shit the other night.. How’d you do it?
-Yack and come back cause that’s how we roll! AND I got pics of that foo barfing in the trash crying his sorry eyes out…
-That’s tight!

by deux December 30, 2008

Heroes Come Back

The First opening to the Naruto Shippuden series, utterly amazing.

Heroes Come Back!
Tooku de kikoeru koe wo hinto ni
Hitori mata hitori tachiagaru doushi
Kurikaesu dake no fudan doori
kutsugaesu junbi iize ARE YOU READY?

Karadajuu furuwasu shindou ni
Hageshiku uchinarase yo STOMPING
Taezu tsuki ugokasu CALL ME
Kawarazu yuru ga nu tsukamu STORY

COME ON EVERYBODY STAND UP
Agero kyou ichiban no jikan da
Me ni mo tomaranu SPEED HUNTER
Dare mo ga mina toriko kanban YEAH!!

COME ON EVERYBODY HANDS UP
Matashita na HERO'S COME BACK
Zujou kazoe yubi oru COUNTDOWN
Ikuze, 3-2-1 MAKE SOME NOISE

MAKE SOME NOISE (8x)

HEY YO mou basho no risuku wa kakugo desho
Nankai korondatte tatsu keredo
Nade aida naze kami hito e no seisho
Irikunda kanjou kizuki ageta desho

Mochiagaru kansei ga yuuki to naru
Tachiagareba ima kurushimi tomonau
Sore demo saikou wa kitto aru
Subete sarau to shourino kansei

EVERYBODY STAND UP
Agero kyou ichiban no jikan da
Me ni mo tomoran no SPEED wo handa
Dare mo nobinattori ko kanba YEAH!!

COME ON EVERYBODY HANDS UP
Matashita na HERO'S COME BACK
Zujou kazoe yubi oru COUNTDOWN
Ikuze, 3-2-1 MAKE SOME NOISE

by qweeryasdafs ha try this July 8, 2018