Collagen

The proteins and connective tissue of mammals (animal fat) which is somehow turned into some type of unnatural substance that one injects under their skin. It is mainly used by ragged, thin lipped hookers who have spent too much time sucking cock without sunscreen on their mouths or something (exp: Lisa Rinna, Jessica Simpson). It is also used to smooth out wrinkles and make you look like a zombie freak (exp: Nicole Kidman).

suzy: "What happened to Karen? She's hideous."

sharon: "She didn't like her thin lips so she got collagen injections."

suzy: "It looks like someone punched her in the mouth."

by Missylalala May 30, 2006

Collage

COLLection of imAGEs.

I’m making a collage with all these photos to put up in my room.

by Lolliv August 11, 2018

Couglage

(Noun) The wrinkly, tanned cleavage of a single lady between the ages of 35 and 50.

Mary Murphy (judge from So You Think You Can Dance) often proudly flaunts her badass couglage.

by Thoughtful_Procrastinator August 21, 2013

Coolage

Something which is overly cool!

C: Do you like this cardigan
T:Yeah, it's well coolage!

by p and P February 25, 2009

collage fluke

the word used to describe when someone who never revised, missed lessons, got high all the time and basically sucked at collage, manages to graduate.

oh my god i can't believe he passed, he was never here.. he is such a collage fluke.

by themorganator_4 September 7, 2010

Westwood Collage

A place with people so stupid that they can't spell college correctly. A collage is paper glued together.

Westwood Collage *college is filled with stupid slags

by BegoneThot420 February 2, 2019

Sacred Heart Collage Middle School

A school with old boring teachers that have horrible breath.

Used as a proper noun

Sacred Heart Collage Middle School is boring.

by ThomKenobiOnYouTube August 5, 2018