cob swagger

Having a genital rash, which requires you to walk with a limp

Gee Frank walks funny, he must of had sex with Norris, who has the crabs, which explains the cob swagger

by Waterfall Jones October 25, 2008

knobby cob socker

A ball sucking white woman.

"Remember that knobby cob socker from the other night? She's callin again."

by dawsdz September 9, 2004

Cob-Smacked

What happens when an unsuspecting individual unknowingly walks into a Web of Cob.

My neighbor came over for a visit during the Hallo’s of Ween, and was immediately Cob-Smacked.

by Horizonogre November 9, 2019

COB Sally

n. A hand job using 5(yes, it has to be 5) spicy hot mustards for lubrication. Usually only for the local Chick-O-Breast sandwich(you won't need but 2 for the sandwich) or to dip your fries in. It's the Official Condiment of Mt Olympus!

Damian- "It was so slow at the Chicken Chokers Waffles and Cocks that I was actually able to sneak off and get in a fourth COB Sally before we closed. That's a personal best and if that's not retarded..."
Short Bus Sally- "I'd like to apologize to the entire retarded Chicken Chokers community, especially the spicy hot mustard division. What a fucking mess!"

by DirtyDirtyGinger January 30, 2020

Cob schnobbler

Someone who drives to slow, drives the speed limit when you’re in a hurry, or cuts you off just to make a turn.

I would have been here 5 minutes ago but a cob schnobbler was in my way.

by AriesSunflower August 5, 2023

corn cob knob slob

slobbing the knob across the length of the shaft as if eating corn on the cob

"Did you hear that Luke's mom corn cob knob slobbed Matt last night?!"

by B218son May 2, 2010

cob o'shit

When you drop a deuce as big and bumpy and firm as a cob of corn.

Yo don't go in the bathroom I saw a huge cob o'shit in urinal.

by Corn chub February 1, 2016