CLS

Cock licking Schmuck!.. self explanatory.

Alex Trebek: "Welcome back to Jeapordy."
Contestant 3 John: "I'll take Acronyms for 200 please."
Trebek: "CLS."
Contestant 3 John: "What is a Cock Licking Schmuck?"
Trebek: "Correct."
Contestant 2 Carl: "Hey wait, those are my initials!"

CLS by Garth Muncher June 11, 2008

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CLS

Clear Screen. A command in MS-DOS to clear the screen of your hentai ASCII art.

Dude, I just finished a great pair of tits when my mom walked in. I CLS'd so hard!

-Edgy teen, c. 1987

CLS by HansGruberDidNothingWrong March 10, 2019

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CLS

Abbreviation for a Cum Loving Slut. Typically a female, but also a male, who has a passion for semen.

I couldn't believe my luck. She was craving it like Cravendale. A total CLS!

CLS by SeedDemon83 February 13, 2021

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CLS

Short for" Common Law Spouse" . Used to describe a life partner (any gender) that you have been with for some time in a committed relationship but have not legally married.

Let me introduce you to my CLS, Bob Smith.

CLS by Hula Doula January 18, 2023

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CLs

CLS is a common occurrence with young straight women being attracted to the it’s quite a contagious syndrome and can only occur in women.
with this syndrome women may find themselves buying extravagant presents to win her over (it does for a short period of time) the presents are usually

•yellow roses

•build a bears
•pandora
•alien
there is no cure for this syndrome.

day 1: My names Blank i’m straight and i’m friends with CLS

day 2:My names Blank i’m a lesbian and i have a fat huge crush on CLS

CLs by S0ph1e b@rn3s June 10, 2023

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CLS

Cock Licking and Sucking
Licking and sucking the shaft of a cock before the head

Just like Ball Licking and Sucking

Used by escorts, when offering a BBBJ, with BLS, mostly done while giving PSE, or GFR,
That Escort was giving an amazing blowjob, she stated with a HJ, and did BLS, with CLS, working it to a BBBJ, CIMWS, and she never broke eye contact!

CLS by WorkingSinAngel March 18, 2025

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CLS THAT SHIT

The act of getting rid of something, clearing the screen or owning something. See own. Etymology: CLS is the command used to clear the screen in the programming language QuickBasic.

Person 1: Fuck yes, I'm owning at this game!
Person 2: CLS THAT SHIT!

CLS THAT SHIT by Fernando Martinez May 24, 2006

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