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Climbing Together

Within the context of rock climbing:
The awkward non-date that most males will misinterpret as a romantic encounter because of the one-on-one nature of climbing, inside or outside.

Note: This misinterpretation goes both way.
Dude, I think she likes me. We're climbing together on Saturday at Lover's Leap!
by DylanSchiff January 20, 2013
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Climbing the Mango tree

To masturbate out of desperation, especially during an extended period of sexual abstinence. Often the abstinence is not by choice, but rather by one's failed attempts to make it with someone else.
The term originates from an episode of "Two and a Half Men".
"...if you still have the energy, pull it like a monkey climbing the mango tree."
by J. Gam October 16, 2008
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climbing Mount Ballmer

The act of drinking heavily in order to achieve a blood alcohol level of between 0.129% and 0.138%, which was discovered by Microsoft in the late 1980s to confer "superhuman programming ability" via some unknown cause.
"It's Friday night, but I have a ton of code to write. I guess climbing Mount Ballmer is my only hope."
by jokeocracy January 24, 2014
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Climbing up the Yewtree

Your actions are borderline paedophilia. You are close to doing that of a paedophile.
I'd be careful with that one, you're climbing up the Yewtree.
by Dancingdarcy March 3, 2015
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Climbing the trees

You want to get something that you can never get, you fall down and get a scratch on your external auditory meatus.
Taylor is climbing the trees while writing a paper.
by Gamergurl2000 January 28, 2019
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Climbing the Mountain

The act of having sex with a very large and fat woman in which the man must actually climb her to penetrate her.
Chubby B here loves the fat girls, hes been climbing the mountain for sex since he was 12.
by J-A Jewberg October 7, 2007
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climbing Chewie

The act of sexually mounting a hairy partner.
That guy with the beard is going home with that drunk red headed girl, looks like soon she'll be climbing chewie!
by MoreSmapdi February 28, 2009
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