Classified facebook watcher

some who likes/comments on every status you put up basically watching your EVERY move. Especially if its about question and like 4 like stuff

Nathan: OMG she keeps on liking all my status's

Andrew: dude you have your own Classified facebook watcher, Nathan just make a new facebok account!

Nathan: nah ill just tell her to piss off

by That Half Retarded German Guy December 27, 2010

classified informationist

Someone that knows too much about the space continuum

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by classified informationist July 28, 2022

classified informationist

Someone that knows too much about the space time continuum

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by classified informationist July 28, 2022

classified informationist

Someone that knows too much about the space time continuum

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by classified informationist July 28, 2022

classified informationist

Someone that knows too much about the space time continuum

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by classified informationist July 28, 2022

classified beauty

used to name someone of legendary status; the peak of all compliments

pie purchaser: do you have any sawce?
servo worker: *points to 20¢ sawce bucket* yeah mate just take one for free
pie purchase: you absolute classified beauty

by plostiale February 1, 2023

Classified Pussy

Classified pussy refers to any sex that a man has been having that he doesn’t want his friends or girlfriend to know about.
Most often, the classified pussy in question turns out to be another man’s asshole.

Person 1: what happened to Joel the other night, I didn’t see him after the male stripper left the party
Person 2: don’t mention that to joes girlfriend, he was smashing some classified pussy that night

by Honk McDoodle May 28, 2023