chantal claret

The ubersexy frontwoman for the New York band Morningwood. Also the best dancer ever (next to Maynard James Keenan of Tool and A Perfect Circle).

Also contributes to Alternative Press magazine.

Holy fuck, have you seen the Jetsetter music video? Chantal Claret is fucking gorgeous.

by Maybell1ne August 20, 2006

Freddie Claret

A male human being, Born 13th July 2009, died 10th May 2022 He is remembered as the most awesome Person in all existance and was Actually Amazing in every way. People say that he was god in human form coming back 2010 years after jesus came back. In fact if you ever see this man dead or alive you should definately give him everything you currently have and make sure to bow at him and show respect

Freddie Claret is so awesome

by Freddy250 May 10, 2022

Claritafy

To redefine an existing word to maliciously suit a personal agenda. To twist or misrepresent a situation's meaning to fit a shady narrative. Done by apologists and revisionists.

When trying to sanitize a word with bad meaning:
"Just to claritafy, there is such a thing as good Machiavellian.."
"Just to claritafy, I don't want to rain on your parade, but we need more scientists and less lawyers.."

by genshin_simpact April 13, 2022

Post Nut Clarity

The feeling of lucidity a man gets after he has been beating it--this feeling gets worse with the weirder shit a man has been jerking off to

Jerry: Dude, yesterday i was watching wizard of oz and jacking off to it, and post nut clarity hit me hard when i realized putting my dick in a scarecrow isn't normal.
Brian: Jerry what the fuck

by Im not drunk April 23, 2018

post-nut clarity

that moment after you fap when you realize just what the fuck you've been yankin* to

*definition number 3

post-nut clarity is the leading cause of search history deletion

by Skeetskeetskeetward July 4, 2017

Post Nut Clarity

The immediate clear mindedness or soberness an individual gains after orgasming (busting a nut).

Can be achieved via pre-bating (mastubating before a date/ encounter to reduce sexual urges.)

Also refers to the phenomena when an individual loses interest in a person after they have sex with them.

Term mostly used by men, but women have gradually began using it as well.

1. I saw my baby’s mom the other day and I couldn’t stop thinking how fine she looked, I honestly had to go home and beat my meat to get some Post Nut Clarity because I was tripping, I wasn’t thinking straight to wanna to be messing with her again.

2. Remember that fine guy from the club, we went back to his place afterwards and we fucked, immediately after I came I regretted it, I’d never really date a guy like that... nothing like some Post Nut Clarity to reveal to you that you’re only smashing someone just because you’re super horny.

by GolfRomeo242 September 17, 2018

Clare

Can be awkward at first glance but if you make an effort to get to know her she will most likely surprise you. She is gorgeous, smart, funny, multi talented, kind, generous, supportive, strong (mentally and physically), usually pretty chill, athletic.. Clare might come of as dumb, odd, etc but its usually because she doesn't do well under pressure and is not a show off. Clare is a ambivert.. it can be hard for her to open up and express her true self so if she does you are very lucky and I would try not to hurt her feelings because if you do she will most likely have a hard time opening up to you again.. she will only open up to those who have proven themselves worthy and open up to her first. She is often hurt because of her caring nature and her want to please everyone. Clare is the type of person who would risk her life to save a stranger. . Clare will not hesitate to stand up for her anyone being bullied. She has a hard time when it comes to love though she has multiple guys and girls in love with her.. this can be stressful for her because she doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings.. if she LIKES someone she will do everything she can to make them happy but if someone else likes the same person she will most likely back off not wanting to get in the way. She endures a lot alone and usually will not talk about what is bothering her in order not to upset anyone. She tries to be as optimistic as possible though it can be hard sometimes.

If you have a Clare never let her go..
like I mentioned Clare has many talents but her strongest is probably her singing she has the voice of an ANGEL.

by rwwwtsjmjksfjbsrjkngrktsgntrsk May 21, 2021