clap

the clappege of thy cheeks or sometimes used for the smackin of thy lips

i'd like to clappppppp thy scrumptious cheekis and lipyis

by jackysmacky4206969 October 22, 2019

clap

noun- a case of gonorrhea, a sexually transmitted bacterial disease in which males display more symptoms than females, but can lead to sterility or more serious problems in both.

-dude, it burns like hell when i take a piss.
-sounds like the clap to me, man.

by uglychunk August 8, 2005

Clap

The form of meat on meat action Which creates a loud sounds possibly even a Thunder CLAP.

I'm finna Clap them cheeks.

by CLAPography Master May 27, 2018

clap

An STD,V.D.,A disese transmitted through sexual contact w/an infected partner.Symptoms include:Yellowish discharge,extreme burning upon urination,swelling of the labia majora.

Rosco knew da bits'HO'been Fuggin round and gots da sheet from he pappy. Whitey said: V.D.is nothing to CLAP about.

by Drs; Ben Dover and Dr.Tai Sheweee. September 3, 2003

Clap

A nickname for gonorrhea, an STD.

Origins:
The clap got its nickname from the methods of treating gonorrhea on the war front. This painful way of treatment involved two soldiers holding their comrade's arms, two soldiers holding their comrade's legs, and one soldier "clapping" his hands on the comrade's penis, discharging the fluid.

"Did you hear what Steve caught from me?"
"Yeah, the clap."
"No... I had herpes. He has the clap!?"
"Yeah... hey, now you have the clap, too!"

by Rem of Collegeland March 30, 2007

Clap

When a girl has large enough ass cheeks that she can spread them and bring them back together, making a clapping noise.

In effect, she is "clapping" her ass cheeks together.

(A girl talking): Watch honey, I can make them clap for you!

by MHo November 24, 2003

clap

A mildly severe sexually transmitted disease that produces purulent sexual organ discharge and/or a burning or itching sensation whilst loosening the yellow or amber colored waste product secreted by the kidneys that in mammals .

I've had the clap three times, it toe up mah puss and poop shoot, but at least I don't have anything on my mouth. I'm happy.

by JB2003 August 13, 2003