chortellini

(Noun) Portmanteau of "chortle" (i.e. laugh) and "tortellini" (i.e. stuffed pasta): a statement that elicits laughter and overall humor.

"My wife's wicked funny diatribe on the fashion of women in her office was like getting a bowl of chortellini."

"His comment about the crazy yellow pants was a delicious bite of chortellini."

by Chortellini Chef September 30, 2009

Chortlephins

Noun, the chemical you release when you chortle. Closely related to the endorphin family. To laugh is to release Chortlephins.

"I just saw a bloke fall over in the street, boy did i release chortlephins!"

by Hollifer February 5, 2010

Chortle

The should-have-been word given to a laugh that we say instead of do.

Real people:'laughs'
Benedict Solution Preposterous Ivy Harvard Jeeves Monocle Tophat Thee IV: I am s'rry. Is this a joketh yond i am too rich to und'rstand? Chortle Chortle

by Sodonim July 30, 2020

Chontal

a person who is beautiful and/or awesome

wow she is so chontal :D

by sarah sheard :p November 9, 2010

chortle

A comination of chuckling and snorting. Ususally designated as a description of a weird laugh.

"You are soo high!" the Albanian foreign exchange student chortled.

by Shin Akuma November 3, 2003

Chostal

Hybrid of "Cho" Seung-Hui (the Virginia Tech gunman) and the term "going postal", meaning to suddenly become extremely and uncontrollably angry, usually to the point of violence. Going "Chostal" is exclusive to violent or homicidal incidences at schools or institutions of learning (libraries, etc) and more than not culminates with the aggressor killing him or herself.

William was so tired of being picked on throughout high school that he went straight Chostal at the prom and shot twelve people then himself.

by Eric T. James June 10, 2007

the chortle

The chortle is dipping one's balls into a glass of bubbly while she blows bubbles through a straw and jerks you off

by Anonymous May 14, 2003