Chim Chim

A Chim Chim is often referred to as the act of getting jerked off by a monkey or chimp.

Wow! That monkey gave me the best chim chim!

by Jacoby Bonehead April 15, 2023

chimming

when something good happens to you, or just generally being in a good mood

chris was chimming when he won the lottery

by chrisb1213124 January 11, 2010

Chim

Way of naming the sexual relationship blatantly existent between Cheryl Tweedy and Kimberley Walsh from Girls Aloud.

Have you seen the 3503485th picture of Cheryl touching Kimba's ass? Oh Chim, they are so doing it...!

by thechimthread April 4, 2009

Chim

The obvious sexual relationship between Cheryl Tweedy and Kimberley Walsh from Girls Aloud.

"Did you see that? Cheryl touched Kimberley's ass! Chim are definitely doing it"

"They're called Chim because, wait, did you see that? Cheryl's hand on Kimberley's ass... AGAIN"

"They're so in love. The word is Chim"

by xxxChimFanxxx April 4, 2009

Chim

To chim oneself means to temporarily and briefly reach a state of Chim. This experience will often lead to the explosion of one’s penis.

Note that this does not occur for females as it is scientifically proven that you must be at least 50% biologically male to achieve a Chim.

Ahhhhhhhhh! I’ve chimmed in my pants!

by Hurkadurk July 16, 2020

Chim

Chim is a funny, loving, caring individual, a girl would be lucky to have him, he’s also blessed down there

Oooo, chim you got me wet daddy

by John Freeway December 16, 2018

Chim

US Marine Corps Slang.

(Noun) Chim is incorrect or fraudulent information delivered authoritatively in order to render it more believable. Often used in either moments of panic or sly deception.

(Verb) To chim or to be chimmed.

Person 1: Dave told me that the the F-35 will be able to perform all its tasks without issue once the new patch is installed.
Person 2: That's complete chim, dog. That thing has trouble simply parking on the ramp.
Person 1: I can't believe I got chimmed

by Rovenbird June 12, 2018