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Chicanery

The use of deceptive or underhanded tactics. May also describe the act of defecating through a sunroof
" You think this is something? You think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse.
by TheOtherPseudonymusBosch August 23, 2022
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chicago bars

This term describes the 'all-the-way-forward' handlebar position most commonly seen on BMX bikes in urban areas of the United States.

Rather than having the handlebars in a vertical position (as the more practical BMX riders tend to do), the individual who chooses the 'chicago' position instead prefers to lay his or her handlebars all the way forward in an attempt to do any or all of the following things:

1. Allow more knee room on a bike which is far too short for them, possibly because they are a 7-foot tall, 52 year old alcoholic who is riding their grandchild's Wal-Mart bike to the beer store at dawn on a Monday

2. Look 'cool' on an overly small bicycle, which is near-impossible, especially when the rider is visibly frustrated by this situation, and having apparent difficulty controlling said bike.

3. Create the illusion of having a 'low rider' bike, but without making any actual low rider modifications.

All chicago bars ever did was make BMX bikes harder to ride, and cause an untold number of unnecessary faceplants in the ghetto, and under certain circumstances, they may even alert the police to possible cracktivities in the area, due to the obvious fucktardation on the part of these clueless bike riders.
Hahaha! Did you see that guy with his bars almost rubbing the front tire? WTF?

Yes I did; that's because we're in the hood. Now stop sweating that chump's chicago bars and tell that baby on the corner to stop selling weed.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. March 22, 2010
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The Chicago Way

He pulls a knife, you pull a gun, he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.
"Wanna get Capone? Here's how you get him. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun, he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone."
by NimMar222 March 1, 2014
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Chicago

A city that many kids you will meet in college say they are from only to learn they live 45 mins away in west suburban Naperville or some other faraway suburb.
"Where you from?"

"Chicago"

"Oh yeah, what neighborhood you from?"

"Im..... actually from Naperville."
by KAsante2 August 13, 2011
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Chicago Sweep

When traveling a major freeway system at speeds of at least 80mph and instantly switching four or more lanes.
Dude, this broman is like a young Ricky Bobby the way he is constantly chicago sweeping
by BP_Slick September 28, 2014
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Chicanery

Better Call Saul or Breaking Bad media is known as 'Chicanery'
The actual word means lies or deception
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*! Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
by oneaftermagnacarta1216 September 23, 2022
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Chiacchieri

A rare and juicy sweet exotic fruit of Italian origin that has been spotted around North America.

While constantly evolving and adapting to its nautral environment, Chiacchieries tend to peak in the summertime when they exhibit a subtle natural glow of intense amber.

They are extremely valuable and have been known, in old myth, to bring long-lasting good fortune to their respective finders.
After undertaking a two day tropical safari in Costa Rica, I stumbled upon the most magnificient chiacchieri! The following day, and the day after, I knew my life would never be the same again.
by sasha_89 February 23, 2010
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