cheesus

Exclamation given to deride extremely cheesy/corny moment, usually shouted midway through pathetic films

Oh Cheesus! why are we watching this crap?

by Monodon July 27, 2004

cheesus

a cheeto that was found that looked like Jesus praying.
was actually found by a preacher who made a little box for it.

when the portly preacher was slamming some cheetos he almost bit Cheesus in half.

by tommyd "cheesus" March 27, 2008

Cheesus

Cheesus Christ our Lord, worshipped by many cheese fanatics/ religious followers.

'I don't care if the whole world freezus, as long as ve got my cheddar cheesus'

by crazysarah118 March 16, 2005

Cheesus

He's a holy spirit! Made of solid Milk Curd!

Mmm-mmm-mmm! Thas sum good cheesus!

by Zach G. November 24, 2004

cheesus

Cheesus is my homeboi 4 lyf!

The Swissiah

by Cindy June 6, 2004

Cheesus

Donald Trump. A mashup of Cheese or Cheetos and Jesus.

An appropriate name for Donald Trump, given his complexion and the messianic fervor he inspires in his followers.

In the eyes of his faithful, Cheesus can do no wrong!

by Cryptica January 16, 2017

Cheesus

The Saviour of all Cheese.
Can been seen at The Last supper by Leonardo Da Vinci... next to the grapes.
A religious figure on which many religions base their worship.

Man Stubs Toe on Coffee table.

Man shouts, "Cheesus Christ!"

by Rvd Cheese February 5, 2010