Pumpkin Carver

{having anal sex with a guy without using lube}

Adrian:Yo yo why is that dude walking so strangely
Chloe: He got rammed last night by a pumpkin carver.
Adrian: Damn, those pumpkin carvers have no mercy

by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018

Carve your pumpkin

To accidentally ruin ones coin purse whilst indulging in the shaven equivalent of a 'Back Sack and Crack'.

"Carve your pumpkin"

In hasty preparation for the young nympho zombie girls at this year's Halloween ball, Johnny neglected to notice the dull rusty state of his razor.

Needless to say by the time he had finished, his pumpkin was well and truly carved.

by rarganCCS October 29, 2012

Chargeback

A bank-initiated payment reversal that is the result of credit card fraud or a consumer successfully disputing a transaction on their credit card statement.

Chargebacks are automatically filed by banks when your credit card is stolen to reverse unauthorized charges, and can be filed by consumers under certain conditions, mainly when an item received is defective or never arrives; and that multiple attempts to settle the issue with the merchant have failed.

A merchant that receives too many chargebacks will have their merchant account closed by the bank, and will be banned from accepting credit cards for 5 years.

Henry was scammed by an online vendor, having placed an order that never arrived. After multiple unsuccessful attempts to receive a refund for the merchandise; he called his credit card company and filed a chargeback.

by HLDelta October 17, 2021

Charge it

A common phrase said when something so horrendous, so soul-wrenching, something that causes tremendous harm to ones mental, physical or emotional state happens to a person in ones common vicinity. The phrase is meant to represent and indicate to the recipient to accept the situation and take it on the chin. You can use this in any situation, no matter how severe the incident is.

Ryan: nahhh this guys been commenting bare flirty shit on my crushes tiktoks bro im so finished fam
Josh: ykw fam j charge it

callum: nah imagine my mum died today in a car crash
nate: bro imma be real w u yh? j charge it bro

Adam: imagine i failed all my gcses bro its so long for me im getting shipped back to Ghana bro
Abdullah: bruv be imma be real w u j charge it n hit the trap

by bomboclaaticus August 11, 2022

chardey

A very sexy chick who always knows how to have fun. Quiet at first but the funnest ever when you get to know her.

Me and Chardey had some fun last night!

by killachica111 July 7, 2010

Turbo charged tread mark shit

A shit so powerful it perminatly stains the toilet bowl.

"I'm bout' to take a massive turbo charged tread mark shit." -said shortly before absolutely destroying the local Ikea toilet display.

by JustSomeBeans January 9, 2022

head nigga in charge.

The boss or person in charge of the operation. Can also be the man or woman of the house.

Jerome being dissatisfied with the service he received returns to the store and asks "Who's the head nigga in charge.?!?"

To show his authority at home Jerome boasts "I'm the head nigga in charge 'round here and yall gon do as I say god-dammit!"

by Skeezee June 21, 2006