Stands for "Christ Bob's Private Blackberry Picker University" Tuition is paid the same as trespass fines in "Blackberry Futures". The Leprechaun's pennies are worth your twenties. The Economics classes are limited to High School level "Home Economics" designed for future homemakers, not for corporate-level vulture capitalists.
The Private University for positive thinking where critical thinking and hypothetical worst-case scenarios are outlawed as well as psyops. No grievance studies are available for any minority groups as all are treated as a minority of
one no matter who, what, where, when, or why you identify.
English classes teach that you do not own language and that includes the parts of a diagramed sentence.
language is a tool to be used for the succinct articulation of your personal American Dreams for the future.
Your pronouns
will be confiscated should you reveal them, and replaced with the universal "SNOWFLAKE" title. Don't ask and Don't tell was a wonderful thing when first implemented.
Political Science is treated as a
liberal art because we all know it is the
art of becoming the most popular
LIAR.
Your
God is who you say it is, and we
will never disagree for we respect your
right to individual belief.
All religions welcome (BYOG) Bring your own
God but be warned all Pastafarians starting a food fight to prove the existence of the flying spaghetti
monster will face fines and do cleanup duties.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.