Candy Corn

1: a sweat treat eaten around halloween time
2: a piece of cotton with a string attached that females shove up their vaginas to dry their dead kids up with.

goes in as a clean-cunt-stick, comes out a bloody-cunt-mess

(a.k.a-A FUCKING TAMPON)

Oh shit my candy corn is sideways!!

by waytoocreativeforthis November 12, 2019

candy corn

The reason why it tastes like shit is because the candy that's left over is recycled for next Halloween. Hell, they even take the uneaten candy corn from the trash and wipe off the spit and crap.

I tried the candy corn at the party, and I puked up blood because it had expired to the point where the bacteria on it evolved into flesh-eating pathogens.

by sarcastic November 3, 2003

Candy corn

Read head, white Japanese

Yo that girl Amelia looks like candy corn.

by MONEY MASON T May 6, 2018

candy corn

A sexual act involving dp with a white guy a native american girl and a chinaman.

This candy corn is by a wide margin the least likely thing to ever have a phrase describing it.

by mundermensch December 24, 2004

candy corn

A form of mooning where the person spreads their asscheeks apart while laying on the ground towards their victim. When the person does this they must yell "CANDY CORN!!!"

Dude, I cant give dem xamples for dis shiaT!!! CANDY CORN!!!

by Billy Maddison June 6, 2005

Candy corn

When your teeth are so messed up, and you cuss, and the teeth come flying out your mouth

I was talking to this crackhead on the street the other day and candy corn was flying out his mouth

by MFCD May 20, 2023

candy corn

the white, yellow, and orange candy that resembles what its named after. the relationship with it is divided for some reason.

person a: I FUCKING LOVE CANDY CORN
person b: I FUCKING HATE CANDY CORN
mr. corn: I will devour you all, hohohoho!

by elsqued November 1, 2024