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Caillou

Caillou is a little bald head ass dickhead that i used to watch when i was young asf. Caillou was on the OG Network Treehouse and Teletoon all that shit if he wasn’t i don’t even know it was a long ass damn time i watched this circle head shit. According to my calculations wtf am i saying i just searched this dumb shit on Google Wikipedia this little boy is 4 years old. And you maybe Caillou lovers are probably like why are you insulting Caillou, What did he to do you, Why are you mean to him and that bs. This dude is a straight up whiner i don’t know if i typed that right but you know what i mean this guy whines about every single shit let me tell you what i mean. I’m actually not gonna tell y’all what episode and what season cause as i said it’s been a long time i didn’t watch this dumb shit but i remember what happend and i’m sure you will too. Ok, he was in the bathroom playing with his toys i think then his dad walked in he told him something about "We’re not going to the circus today, we are going tomorrow". Probably it wasn’t the circus it was maybe the Theaters or the zoo i don’t know, he said that then this mf kid starts crying like a baby i mean like he said tomorrow he didn’t say in 1 week or in 1 month or in 1 year, he said tomorrow and then started crying like a little bitch. My point is that when i have kids i won’t make them watch that ridiculous dumb ass bs.
Mother: Do you wanna watch Caillou?
Baby: Who is that bald guy?
by TSM_AK February 1, 2018
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Caillou

If brain cancer was a TV show for kids, this would be it.
It is with a heavy heart that we announce the passing of Your Sanity after its three-minute long battle with Caillou.
by bassistheplace246 July 18, 2018
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Caillou

A little piece of flaming slowly dying SHIT i mean why tf would anybody watch this SHIT
Person1: Hi caillou

Caillou: *SCREAMS* ITS NOT HI ITS HELLO WTF
by KentuckyFriedDwarf July 20, 2018
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Caillou

A loud child that I want to smack in the face. He throws fits over EVERY DAMN THING IN THE WORLD and never gets discipline. His parents just comply. A bad role model for kids. Not the worst show ever but pretty bad (why did I like that show when I was little)
Caillou: mommy can I have candy

Mommy: no caillou

caillou: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT MY GODDAMN CANDY MOMMY GIVE ME MY CANDY WHAAAAAAAAA
Mommy: okay just one chocolate bar though

And that is what happens in Caillou
by a fallen star xxx June 1, 2020
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Caillou

A bald, dickwad who many children use to watch on TV. He doesn't deserve any hair, much less a TV show, so he is bald. His Mommy and Daddy absolutely hate the child, and tried to put his bald ass for adoption, but nobody liked him. See Dickwad.
Caillou is the boy who everyone hates, he even may be a crackhead.
by spooped August 2, 2018
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Caillou

Caillou is a soiled little shit TV show on PBS, Caillou can't grow hair, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks, and even his own body recognizes that he does not deserve hair or food or love.
Mom: "Caillou you cannot buy that popcicle"

Caillou: *screams*
by Bob Chum Person January 16, 2018
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Caillou

An annoying brat who cries and screams and like mentally dies everytime he doesnt get his way. (Aka brat)
His dad: time to take a bath!
Caillou: REEEEEE NUUUUU FUCK CHU *yeets him out the window*
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