cag

Noun: any fortunate event or achievement that is a result of luck.
Verb: To achieve something good or end up in some good circumstance by sheer luck.

The term has its origins in the Spanish verb "cagar" which means "to take a crap, to shit, to defacate".

In English, when something lucky happens or is accomplished, one might say that it was "pulled out of (a person's) ass". The idea is the same with "cag".
He made that shot from halfcourt and won the game. What a cag!

You didn't study and still managed to get an A on the test. You cagged out.
by elbombillo April 15, 2006
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Cagged

A fusion of two widely used verbs in the english and spanish language. Orginally from the verbs "Fucked!" and "Cago!" in english and spanish, respectively. It originated in Miami, more specificly in the Hialeah and Miami Lakes areas of Dade County.
English: "Man You fucked up!!"

Spanish: "Men la cago!!"

Dade County: "Bro you Cagged it!"
by David Martinez December 02, 2007
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CAGS

Crazy Asian Girl Syndrome (CAGS) is a common change in the state of mind of an Americanized Asian girl between the ages of 18-24 while in a relationship. Although CAGS usually sets in at about the fourth month of a healthy relationship, it can occur anywhere from two weeks to eight months. Usually, the onset of CAGS will lead to the inevitable end of an otherwise, happy and healthy, relationship.

Symptoms
Early signs of CAGS may include
Trivial and arbitrary lies
Increased appetite

Full-blown CAGS may include
Trivial and arbitrary reasons to overreact, including:
Crying
Unnecessary yelling
Fraternizing flirtatiously with other males
Purposefully not answering or returning calls of partner
Hypocrisy
Calculated lies in addition to arbitrary and trivial lies
Reduced libido towards partner

Causes: Due to its fairly recent discovery, very little is known about the causes of CAGS, other than it is most common when the parnter is a caucasian male. Tests on the causes have been inconclusive because of the unpredictable nature of CAGS. "The problem lies in the jrf.jkThis article is based on the theories and speculations of two university students in California. If this article has offended you in any way, go get a sense of humor
Dude, that white girls asian girlfriend has some serious CAGS

Yep
by Skubaz23 August 22, 2010
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Cags

The name given to a set of testicles
Do that again and you'll get a boot in the cags, ya fuckhead
by pubehead April 23, 2006
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Cag

n.

Cute Asian Girl. An Asian girl who is cute.


v.

To meet/hook up with a cag.


adj.

Cute, Asian and female at the same time.
Meet any cags at that Asian club last night?

I'm gonna cag it up when I go to Taiwan this summer.

That girl by the sandwich line? Yea she's pretty cag I guess.
by Sabakunoneji March 04, 2009
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cag

/cag/
adjective
cool and good

note- it can be cool AND good. at the same time.
wow that’s so cag
by ___crayon August 29, 2018
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Cag

To pretend to be working without actually doing anything. Early Renaissance Faire crew slang.
by Eclectic Lawyer September 11, 2023
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