F.F.W.C.P.I.R.L.

Fat Fucks Who Can't Play In Real Life.
A description of people who are so fat they can't play in real life, just on their computer.

Fat Fuck - Shall we play football tomorrow?
Avarage dude - No, you F.F.W.C.P.I.R.L.
Fat Fuck - Ok, I see. Brb, gotta play some WoW.

by ESFUX October 4, 2007

C.A.W.P.

A CAWP stands for Can And Will Peg. It denotes a woman who gives off the energy that they enjoy the sexual activity of pegging (with them being the one wearing the strap on). The typical example is someone with a more dominate and sultry vibe. The word is pronounced phonetically and sound the same as the word cop. This word is similar to the words thot, milf, and dilf in that they are all are acronyms that are used to describe specific types of people.

Person 1: “Okay honestly like... the Green M&M is def a C.A.W.P.”

Person 2: “ I’m not saying I wanna get pegged or anything but the Green M&M is kinda fucking hot.”
Person 1: “I agree.”

by PennyForYourThots June 4, 2020

L.S.H.T.T.P.W.N.S.C.O.

Laughing So Hard To The Point Where No Sound Comes Out.

jack: dude my mom just fell down both flights of stairs
jill: L.S.H.T.T.P.W.N.S.C.O.!!!

by kayham March 6, 2011

C.A.W.P

Niggers SUCK!

Phyce-Tichondrius is a C.A.W.P and is BOOSTED!!!!

by Fartymartyxo April 3, 2021

j.f.c what a p.o.w

Short for 'Jesus fucking christ what a pile of wank'. Used mainly to descirbe someones anger or discust at an event. Can also be applied to a person or any other object. Reserved usually for texts but can be used verbally.

: Alright mate, you go see that gig the other night?
: Ohh j.f.c what a p.o.w.
: Not great then.
: Nah mate

by Daines January 12, 2008

I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C

1. I Hate it when people put their names in UD just to make themselves look cool.

2.Turrets
3.Retarded,Retards,Rtard
4.Idiots
5.Spam
6.No life
7.Teens

"OMFG I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C" ;)

by CrunkMonk3y January 1, 2012

l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.cod.w.t.b.u.y.c.i.m.t

let me suck your dick while you play call of duty with the boys until you cum in my throat

*texting* hey babe, l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.cod.w.t.b.u.y.c.i.m.t
*replys* bet

by vanilla hoe January 25, 2020