buzzcut

A person or thing that creates a gloomy or antagonistic atmosphere during what should be a joyous and extravagant occasion, event, or party. Similar to a flatliner.

The whole party was anticipating Dan bringing several attractive ladies to spice things up, but he was labeled a buzzcut after arriving with a car full of dudes.

by Ethan T Brown December 28, 2005

Buzzcutting

Kicking a scholarship player off a team for another player before they even get a chance to spend 1 day in college despite the player having done nothing wrong. Similar to the act of Creaning, but in this case the player never even spends a day on campus before given his walking papers despite signing a national letter of intent to play at the university.

Despite having no scholarships available, the head coach made one available by Buzzcutting a player who signed a national letter of intent and planned on enrolling this year.

by Dante Inferno414 September 19, 2012

buzzcut

the way you should not wear your hair

Eww!! You got your hair buzzcut? Um.. i think i can find a new date for the dance!

by cindy-lou who April 8, 2005

buzzcut

Nigga with a short haircut.

Look at that buzzcut on that niggas head.

by Mark November 1, 2003

Buzzcake

A hairy, unkempt breast(s).

Dude, I could see her buzzcakes through her white shirt! It's freaking me out!

by Argentina1909 December 17, 2010

Hot Buzzcut

You liquify your heroine then you shoot it up and when it kicks in use the hot spoon to castrate yourself.

"Lance Armstrong is a good bike rider."
"Yeah, because he had a hot Buzzcut."

by im a fucking sav November 7, 2009

buzzcut wigger

A white dude with a buzzcut that wears baggy clothes, because he thinks he's so hard. He thinks this hairstyle gives him a little more touch of gangster with his look.

Guy #1: That dude with the buzzcut walks like he's the shit.
Guy #2: I know. Fucking buzzcut wigger.

by Alanzo Package November 17, 2015